Incorrect Sherlock And Johnlock Quotes

chloe - 15 - @lestrqde on Instagram - she/they !!reposting on other apps: don’t crop out my user please!! •PFP by @citruslucy

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WOW thank you for all the love on my comfort posts, i guess i’m a therapist now??? :’)

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part two of sherlock references to cheer you up!:

boring, boring, boring. no. FJAJDJFJSKDASCINATING!

“you’re doing the look again” “well i can’t see it can i?” (looks in mirror) “ItS mY fAcE?!?!?” (best deduction ever, sherlock)

well that was tedious:<. - you went on the tube like that??? :0

dear mr sherlock holmes. i cant find bluebell anywhere. please please please can you help? “bluebell?” A RABBIT JOHN. ahh but there’s more, before bluebell disappeared it turned luminous, LiKe A fAirY according to little kirsty. the next morning, bluebell was gone!! hutch still locked, no sign of a forced entry, what am i saying, this is brilliant. phone lestrade, tell him there’s an escaped rabbit. “you serious?” it’s either this, or cluedo.

here to see the queen? ah, apparently yes.

gay. “what?” oh, i meant um. hey ;).

“just so you’re aware, the gun is his idea,i’m just his—“ MY HOSTAGE “hostage, yes that works.”

“get off my sheet:(((!”

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hey, sorry for not posting in a while, i got a new phone and completely forgot about tumblr asjdjdj.

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hey so i recently hit 1.3k!!! tysm 🥺. i don’t really post on tumblr and i’ve never done a face reveal here so here it is :D

about me:

i’m chloe

i’m 15

i live in england

i’m questioning my sexuality 😞

uh,, i like sherlock (obvi) and cats

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user sherlocksgingernuts wants to give william sherlock scott holmes a hug 😔

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this scene exists

this scene exists

THIS SCENE EXISTS

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Sherlock references for when you’re sad and lonely to cheer you up :)) :

“Sitty thing” (and “deaded”)

Death frisbee

a *meat* dagger

✨like a fairy✨

or just bluebell in general

bored. bored. bored.

not now jawnn I’m on a case :<<

I KNOW ASHHH (don’t. tell. me. I. dont. )

ashtray. I know ash.

Am I a pretty lady?

“you had a row with a machine?” “sort of, it sat there and I shouted abuse”

but it’s the solar system!!! :((

the game is... something

he’s clueing for looks 👁👁

[andyoushouldseemeinacrown]

Please, reblog if you're among the BBC Sherlock fandom.

[pushingspacies]

I want to follow each and every one of you~

[sempiternalsea]

[doktah-what-deactivated20140412]

[mohsy-moved-blog]

totally not reblogging just so i could use this gif

[pajamasammy-oldaccount-deactiva]

[imavinghoops-blog]

[ronaldoswanson]

[cosimad]

[sherlockedandhiddlestoned]

[sunshinemage]

[auniverseofimpossibilities]

[ishipanythingthatbreathes]

[teenykatie]

[wuxianschenqing]

[hypomanic-chaos]

[shag-me-senseless-watson]

[missmuffin221]

[computergrermlin]

Got in a bit late (second d series) but been there ever since.

[i-still-am-distantstarlight]

Sherlock fan since the previous millenia.

[casualminiaturetimemachine]

[jim-the-consulting-criminal]

[sherlockwatson-holmes]

[meadow-breeze]

Here i am bois xd

[johnlockunicorn]

[johnlockbbc]

He looks so sad 😞

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this chain is so chaotic I love it hawjdkxkw

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Sherlock🤝 Mr Poppy

having a literal Martin Freeman shrine

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My brain: go to sleep

My brain at 3am: imagine Sherlock’s face when John told him that he cheated on mary with his sister

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Sherlock: I hate every single person I don’t care if I’m single forever

Also Sherlock: damn bro look at jawn today 👀

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wooooo thanks for 1k<3 :’)

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Mycroft: I’m going to the shops, do you need me to get anything

Sherlock: a coffin

Sherlock: a coffee**** (message not delivered)

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock: works either way

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i have no inspiration to edit it’s getting to the point where it’s not funny anymore :(

[incorrect--sherlock-quotes]

Sherlock, about to examine a murder victum: Oh, this is fun!

John: I’m buying you a dictionary for Christmas.

Sherlock: Why?

John: I’m not sure you know the definition of fun.

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WAS THIS A SIGN FOR HLV????

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I am 99.9999999% sure that the only title on Johns blog that Sherlock liked was the blind banker (take that, Sebastian!)