#johnlock text post

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

Me waking up from a nap sweaty, dizzy, thirsty, and slightly scared of life

[i-think-im-just-a-pianist]

Who you really are...but just a bit.

tricky question isn't it?

Well...yeah.

[2-2-1b]

Sherlock: Merry Christmas Anderson *gives box*

Anderson: YOU, giving ME a gift?

Sherlock: Yes, enjoy. *walks away*

Anderson: *looks at box* Huh... Shake vigorously. Have a buzzing holiday? -SH What does that even mean?

-

John: Sherlock, did you order 500 bees?

Sherlock: Yes.

John: What for?

Sherlock: *sips tea*

[questions-for-sherlock]

Sherlock: JAWN! Bring me your gun so I can shoot the wall!

John: Get it yourself Sherlock.

Sherlock: But I can’t, my leg is broke!

John: Exactly.

[cumberhoe]

Moriarty Takes Pottermore Test

Moriarty: Only a couple seconds until I’m a Slytherin there is literally no doubt in my mind.

Sherlock: I don’t know, you could be a Hufflepuff with your slavish loyalty to crime.

Moriarty: Don’t be ridiculous. Hufflepuffs are fluffy bunnies.

John: *Walks in wearing a Hufflepuff scarf*

Moriarty: Case in point. Okay the results are coming in…

Sherlock: You seem rather pale Moriarty, what’s wrong?

Moriarty: I have to go.

Sherlock: The yellow glow of the screen is reflecting on your face Moriarty.

Moriarty: DIRTY RAVENCLAW.

[cumberbatch-biscuits]

So ...

The phone started ringing, John picked up the phone -"Mr. Watson?"- a female voice asked-"yes."- replied John-" we are calling from the Sussex community hospital, is about your sister, Harriet.-" added the woman-" Harriet? What happened with Harriet?"- asked John -"It's about her cirrhosis...is worse than ever and we need you here"- replied the woman-"I'm on my way"- John hung up the phone and he went to the kitchen, he needs to talk with Sherlock

" I have to go to Brighton,"- Said John, he was truly concerned-" What for?"- asked Sherlock-" Is about Harriet, her cirrhosis is worse than ever, it won't be so long, I promise"- added John -" Fine, do you need help with something?"- asked Sherlock-" Not really, I'm going to do my luggage and then I'm going straight to the airport"- and as he said, he made his luggage and then he went to the aeport...a month ago.

Since a month ago, Sherlock doesn't have any kind news about John, so, Sherlock relapsed on drugs again, and John found out that problem, so he decided to call him but Sherlock doesn't answer and John is panicking, so even when he doesn't know exactly what to say. He realizes it's Sherlock's birthday so he left him a voice message-

" Hey, call me back, when you get this or when you got a minute, we really need to talk, no, you know what? Maybe just forget it, 'cause by the time you get this, I might be already at home, If you are listening, stay and I don't know, blah blah blah? You just want what you can't the have...no wait, I'll call Mycroft if you don't stop I'll call your dad. And I call you just today 'cause it's your birthday, happy birthday, by the way, Is not you, is all your drugs and all your bullshit, you know that's bullshit, don't you babe? I'm not your party favor"-

Sherlock, was actually there, listening to the voice message and he decided to pick up the phone and scream-" BITCH, THAT'S BILLIE ELISH'S SONG, FUCK YOU JOHN! WOULD BE MORE DECENT TO SEND A BIRTHDAY CARD OR SOMETHING!

Credits to: @the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing - thanks for your help sis

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

You know, this scene is really special and interesting to watch bc I’m certain that no matter how extrovert you are you must have felt what Sherlock is feeling right there at some point in your life.

I'm talking about that the feeling of being surrounded by people but when you look around you are so painfully alone

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

They were SO READY to be a couple in the pilot episode

But bbc are COWARDS