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Sherlock : I hate everyone
(John walking by)
Sherlock : I lied
Fanfic Friday: Mycroft plays a prank on Sherlock and has a lot of laughs doing it. One-shot
The BBC: John is not gay!
Sherlock: …
Mrs Hudson: …
Bruce Lee: …
Aliens: …
God: …
John Watson: lol
The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous ...unaware of the beautiful ...
and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand I was being asked to be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s best friend.
Certainly not the best friend of the bravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune of knowing. John, I am a ridiculous man ... redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.
Sherlock / the sign of three
John : here's you tea
Sherlock : thanks love
John : what ?
Sherlock : what ?
“https://t.co/XdQKuaxDTO”
The expressions for this joke were so perfectly chosen!
Okay but if johnlock isn’t endgame I need an explanation from the following:
Moffatiss (seriously guys what the fuck?)
Benedict and Martin (if you guys aren’t supposed to be acting helplessly in love….why the hell are you acting helplessly in love???)
Hudders (why does she think she KNOWS what’s going on??)
Molly (why does molly envy John? She has nothing to envy him of if him and sherlock are just friends.)
Mycroft (why does he insinuate these…things??)
6: Certain Quotes:
do you have a girlfriend? not really my area.
grab my hand
there are things you’ve always wanted to say but never have? yes. so say them now. no. i can’t.
you. chose. her.
one word, sherlock. one word was all I needed.
can you not do this? do what? you, flipping your coat collar up so you look cool…and being all mysterious with your cheekbones
ive got a date tonight. a what? you know, where too people who like each other go out and have fun? that’s what I was suggesting.
Certain Looks: (sherlock and John looking at each other at dinner in ASIP/sherlock looking sadly at John at his wedding/John aggressively and jealously looking at Janine)
Certain Situations: (sherlock stealing an ash tray to make John laugh/John and Sherlock holding hands/Sherlock and John going and eating out (dates)/Sherlock going on John’s date/Sherlock “a sociopath” risking his life again and again for John)
In conclusion: there are only 9 episodes TOTAL of sherlock but there is enough gayness compacted in there for a lifetime, therefore johnlock must be endgame.
Sherlock: I fucking hate all the mother fucking people in this fucking world. Fuck it.
John: hi
Sherlock: well fuck me, if ya know what I'm sayin
John: ...
Sherlock: *wiggly eyebrows*
