Johnlock Stag Night Rewrite if Moffat and Gatiss weren't cowards🍻
I’ve been thinking about a Johnlock moment where they reconnect, not just in action, but emotionally. Two years of pain, resentment, and quiet longing.............finally breaking through in a messy, beautiful kiss. Here’s a piece of that fragile moment...... happening on the stag night.......... when the walls start to come down. What do you think?
Sherlock and John lay in a tangled heap at the bottom of the stairs, their legs sprawled on the floor, their heads resting against the worn wooden steps above them, squished shoulder to shoulder. The stairs of Baker Street bore the weight of their history, each step etched with hurried footfalls and quiet moments alike. The banister loomed beside them, its polished wood smooth beneath Sherlock's fingers, grounding him as he exhaled.
The air was thick with the scent of old books, lingering tobacco, and the faintest trace of the cologne John always wore but never acknowledged. The warmth between them was undeniable. John's arm pressed tightly against Sherlock's, was solid and familiar, something neither of them moved to correct. His breath, steady and even, brushed against Sherlock's temple. No tension left in him, no lingering anger curling at the edges of his presence. It was as though the last two years of grief, resentment, and separation had simply faded into the grain of the stairs beneath them.
This was home. Their home. For the first time since Sherlock returned, John finally let himself fully come back to it. The stairs of Baker Street, worn smooth by hurried steps and midnight chases, cradled them like an old friend. The railing loomed above them, casting faint shadows in the dim hallway light while the cool wood pressed against their backs. The air smelled of wood polish, tobacco, and old dust, the scent of a home they had built together.
John's arm was pressed tightly against Sherlock's, their bodies molded together by proximity, neither trying to shift away. The warmth between them was something unfamiliar but not unwelcome.
The gap that had existed since Sherlock's return, the years of absence and anger, had been stripped away. Now, in this space that had always been theirs, John felt the weight of those two years lift as if it had never been there.
The door to 221A creaked open, and Mrs. Hudson stepped out with a bag of rubbish. She stopped short at the sight of them, lips pursing in disapproval.
"Ooh! What are you doing back? I thought you were going to be out late."
Sherlock barely lifted his head. "Ah, Hudders. What time is it?" The words slurred together, his tongue heavy in his mouth. Mrs. Hudson checked her watch. "You've only been out two hours." John let out a groan, shifting just enough to glance at Sherlock, his head lolling sideways. "That's disappointing."
It took some effort, an embarrassing amount, really, to get to their feet. John's grip found Sherlock's wrist, fingers tightening involuntarily as he swayed. Sherlock's free hand clutched at John's shoulder in return. Their balance was shot, their movements clumsy, but neither let go. In his fumbling attempts to stand, John braced himself more heavily against Sherlock than necessary, his fingers lingering longer than they should have on the delicate fabric of Sherlock's coat. Sherlock exhaled sharply at the contact but didn't pull away.
For a moment, they simply stood there, John's chest rising and falling in sync with Sherlock's, the warmth between them buzzing with something unspoken. Then, as if mutually deciding to ignore it, they began the slow, awkward climb up the stairs, each using the other for support.
Each step was a struggle, their bodies brushing, hands gripping wherever they could find purchase, laughter bubbling through the exhaustion. Sherlock muttered something about "faulty motor control," and still breathless, John snorted, "Just being completely legless, mate."
At last, they reached the sitting room. They collapsed into their respective chairs, their bodies sinking into the familiar worn leather. The flat smelled of old paper, tea, and the faintest trace of Sherlock's experiments, an aroma that had once driven John mad but now only felt like home. The warmth of the fire crackled in the hearth, flickering light dancing across the walls.
Sherlock stretched out, his long legs extended onto the carpet, touching john's feet in front of him, and he exhaled deeply as if releasing something heavy. John did the same, watching Sherlock's fingers drummed absently on the arm of his chair, a small, familiar movement he hadn't realized he had missed.
For the first time in what felt like forever, it was as if nothing had changed. No grand gestures, over-explained apologies, just the quiet return of something lost.
They grinned at each other like idiots, basking in the ridiculous triumph of making it up the stairs as if they had conquered Everest. Still catching his breath, Sherlock stretched out in his chair and, with a lazy smirk, suggested a game: Who Am I? as if this were the logical next step in their drunken victory. Still flushed from laughter and whiskey, John agreed far too quickly, and before either of them thought better of it, they found themselves with post-it notes stuck to their foreheads.
In a moment of tipsy logic, John scrawled Sherlock Holmes on Sherlock's forehead because who else would he know? It was the only answer that made sense. On the other hand, Sherlock had grabbed a name from the ether, choosing Madonna without any real understanding of who she was, just the first vaguely familiar cultural reference that surfaced in his mind. It was ridiculous. It was absurd. It was so very them.
"You're not very good at this," John said, whiskey in hand, smirking as he squinted at Sherlock's slightly unfocused eyes.
Sherlock narrowed his gaze. "I don't see the point of pretending to be someone I'm not."
John huffed a laugh, shaking his head. "You'd be terrible at charades." Sherlock ignored him. "Am I human?"
John snorted. "Sometimes."
Sherlock frowned. "That's not how the game works." John, still grinning, waved a hand. "Fine, yes. Human." "Am I a man?" "Yep." "Tall?" John held his hands wide. "Not as tall as people think." "Hmm. Nice?" John smirked. "Ish." Sherlock tilted his head. "Clever?" John considered, then took a sip of his drink. "I'd say so." Sherlock's lips twitched. "You would?" John chuckled. "Mmm." Sherlock leaned forward slightly in a sing-songy voice. "Do people like me?" John blinked, then gave him an incredulous look. "Er, no. They don't. You tend to rub 'em up the wrong way." Sherlock smirked. "Excellent."
The game went on, descending into further absurdity, laughter bubbling between them, unguarded and easy. The sharp edges between them, the tension that had existed since Sherlock had returned, felt dulled for the first time in months. It felt right. For the first time since that disastrous reunion, John felt Baker Street was home again, not just a shell of something he used to love. The rage, the hurt, and the years of betrayal are gone. This was how things were supposed to be.
And Sherlock? Sherlock was happy. Not just satisfied or entertained but genuinely, deeply comfortable in a way John hadn't seen since before the fall. The last of his barriers had slipped away, his laughter easy and real, no calculated performance beneath it. For the first time in two years, things were simple, as they should be.
John reached forward, intending to grab another drink, but miscalculated the distance, overshooting and using Sherlock's legs to steady himself. He let out a quiet chuckle at his own awkwardness, his fingers briefly tightening on Sherlock's knee for balance. Sherlock went still, his gaze fixed on John. The moment stretched. John blinked up at him, pupils dilated as he simply stared at Sherlock's face. Sherlock, lips parted as if about to speak, hesitated.
The anger was completely gone. For the first time since Sherlock's return, there was no resentment at the edges of John's thoughts, no old wounds demanding to be reopened. There was only the warmth of Baker Street, the familiar creak of the floorboards, the steady hum of the city outside. The home they had built together, waiting for them to reclaim it.
John's grip lingered a second too long. The sharp, gutting fury that had defined every glance, every unsaid word since Sherlock's return had nowhere to go. It had softened into something else. Something weighty, unfamiliar.
Baker Street felt right again. The clutter, the hum of the city just beyond the windows, the faint scent of old books and tea; John had convinced himself he could never truly return to this, not after two years of grief, but here they were. And it was as if nothing had changed. The gap between them, the years of absence and loneliness, had dissolved in the laughter and warmth of this ridiculous, drunken game.
Sherlock's expression flickered with something cautious, hesitant, and almost expectant. He noted the dilation of John's eyes, reminiscent of Irene's during their most intense encounters. John felt the moment slipping and sensed Sherlock preparing to say something, to rationalize, deflect, or perhaps even flee.
Sherlock's lips parted in surprise as John closed the gap. Their first kiss was uncoordinated and awkward, the angle of sitting across from each other causing more collision than grace. But that didn't matter. It wasn't about perfection. It was about feeling something, anything, that had been buried for so long. John's hand reached Sherlock's jaw, his fingers pressing gently, pulling them closer. As Sherlock froze for a second, his hand instinctively reached towards John's hands and wrists. He took John's pulse, feeling it thrum around 140, a clear sign of how much John wanted this. And in that moment, Sherlock realized how much he wanted it to. His pulse quickened, and his chest tightened with a mix of uncertainty and overwhelming desire he hadn't acknowledged until now. For just a beat, he held back, his usual walls rising instinctively. But then, as if the weight of everything that had been building finally broke through, Sherlock's hand shifted, his fingers curling around John's wrist. The hesitation melted, and he pulled John closer, the touch now deliberate, allowing himself to lean in. There was something freeing in it, the permission to feel this, to let the barriers fall without the usual fear of losing control.
Pressing into Sherlock, John deepened the kiss, and Sherlock, to his own surprise, allowed it. The connection felt raw, open, and vulnerable. He'd never been this close to anyone, never let anyone see him this way. But for the first time in so long, he didn't feel the need to be guarded. In the warmth of John's presence, he realized that letting go wasn't about losing himself but finally finding something real. Sherlock didn't need to think. He didn't need to question what this meant. For the first time, he allowed himself to simply feel.
John's fingers slid into Sherlock's dark curls as the kiss deepened, tangling in the soft locks. Sherlock let out a small gasp, his own hands grasping at John's blue jumper, pulling him closer. Their movements became more urgent, more desperate, as if making up for the past two years. The kisses grew messier and sloppier, tounges clashing and noses bumping as they struggled to get even closer. John's fingers tightened in Sherlock's hair, eliciting a low moan that vibrated through both of them. Sherlock's hands roamed John's back, feeling the solid warmth beneath his palms. The taste of whiskey lingered on their tongues, mingling with something uniquely them, a flavor Sherlock filed away for later analysis.
Their breaths came in short, ragged pants, the sound filling the quiet flat. Sherlock's mind struggled to keep up, overwhelmed by the onslaught of sensations. The warmth of John's body pressed against him, the taste of his lips, and the scent of his cologne were intoxicating. Sherlock found his fingers tracing the contours of John's back, memorizing every dip and curve.
John's hands shifted from his curls to hold his face, his thumbs gently caressing those prominent cheeks. He tilted Sherlock's head to deepen the kiss. Their tongues intertwined, exploring and savoring.
Eventually, after many desperate kisses, they couldn't ignore the need for air. John pushed Sherlock from his lips, gasping for breath. John rested his forehead against Sherlock's, eyes closed, trying to process the whirlwind of emotions inside him. Ever the observer, Sherlock couldn't help but note every expression on John's face, the faint flush on his cheeks, and the crinkles in his nose as he smiled.
Suddenly, John burst into laughter.
"We're really drunk," he chuckled.
Sherlock, equally out of breath, nodded in agreement. "Absolutely plastered."
They collapsed back into their chairs, still smiling. Just then, the door swung open.
"Boys! You've got a client!" Mrs. Hudson's voice echoed.
The moment between them was interrupted. They turned together, still slightly dazed, with their appearance somewhat disheveled. John cleared his throat and rubbed his face. "Alright. Back to work, then."
Sherlock straightened his jacket, his usual sharp focus returning, erasing any lingering softness.
A woman stepped hesitantly into the room, nervously fidgeting with her sleeves. "Which one of you is Sherlock Holmes?" John, still somewhat inebriated and feeling a touch reckless, raised his hand. He whistled a single rising note and slowly pointed at the sticky note still stuck to Sherlock's forehead. Sherlock grinned broadly at her.
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