Operation Mincemeat Dashboard Simulator
makin my way downtown, walking fast
Why are you posting on social media, Miss Leslie, when you're fifteen minutes late to work?
¡FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS A MI COLEGA PREFERIDO! 🎉🎉
DE NADA quieres un poco de pastel más tarde
at the bar striaght up "destrying it." and by it haha well lets jusr say. charles anxiity
everyone ive evre loved is gong to die :/ which sucks ig BUT the dr,nks are so goood
coworker called me a genius today and I'm walking on air! finally feels like I'm worth something to these people after all
I was the head of Operation Mincemeat at MI5 and authored the beloved book and movie about it! AMA
#ewen montagu #the man who never was #operation mincemeat
Glasswing Butterfly (Greta oto)
#insect a day #daily insects #glasswing butterfly #greta oto #entomology
I am the real Ewen Montagu?????? why does no one believe me
everyone's a critic it seems. unfair :(
Does anyone in the greater London area have need of an extra human leg (left, female, middle-aged, lightly rotted, minimal hair)?
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First flight over the Bay of Cadiz today!!! Wish me luck :)
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Ok so update? I'm feelin fineee dw but I did crash lol and now I'm in some Spanish morgue trying to identify this one dead body? I don't know him I think he's a Brit or sth
#whew can't believe I survived that #tales from the cockpit
I am a terrible and completely senseless person with no brain in his head. I delight in ordering others about because of my complete incompetency to get anything done myself. Also I slander my subordinates and wish I could bloody kill them all. Please sack me. I should not be leading any military operations.
Sir, are you feeling all right?
with all due respect miss leggatt there is no chance in hell col bevan wrote this. i think @ewen-montagu-offical is blowing off steam again
is it normal to want your coworker to grab you by the tie and push you into a wall
ok so we can agree that insect-a-day is run by @deadinthewater22 right
#right??? #like I knew he was gay but omg
thank you captain obvious
but are you in Spain without the A and N?
Where is Spi is that near Huelva
#genuinely confused? I've never heard of this place :( #spain #british consulate in spain
@ping-pong-diplomacy turn off anon I know it's you
"average agent buys three cocktails per mission with MI5's money" factoid actually just statistical error. average agent buys zero cocktails per mission with MI5's money. Bar Crawls Monty, who uses government funds to buy seven cocktails every night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Bridge players of Tumblr, do any of you have any advice for catching a player cheating? There's this heinous woman who is constantly defeating me during Bridge Night at my local library, and I'm nearly certain that she has extra cards up her sleeve somehow, but I haven't yet been able to prove it.
