a loud boy

God, that's brilliant! But listen to this.... -16 (yes i am a minor) -amateur mincefluencer simultaneously one of the finest minds in england and a complete fool main blog: @whimsyberrypie (i post my poetry on there)

[fauxtasm]

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

[saveugoodmadam]

*cooking show presenter voice* It's a super simple recipe, all you're going to need is a shiny tuxedo and my design for a submarine car. You'll also need about seven pretty ladies, an aston martin- though a mercedes will also work if that's what you prefer- a base in a volcano and a lazer cigar. Add in some crocodile moccasins, a watch with a garrote in it and a vodka martini to taste and there's our man!

[br4instorm--404]

*to the tune of firework by katy perry*

do you ever feel like a maggot or a tadpole or a termite or a wasp I don't know

[lincoln-like-the-president]

"when i was a young boy-" "when i was a young warthog-" ok?? when i was a young explorer?? i discovered a NEW BREED of trout??? it lept?? into my kayak? and just briefly knocked me out????

[saveugoodmadam]

these photos make me so happy

[soy-sauce-and-mothra]

Sending good vibes to the Broadway cast rn bc i think somebody said the name of the Scottish Play and doomed them all

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[cynical-n-sarcastic]

i want this hypothetical 6 hour version of operation mincemeat w all the songs they cut out about all the tiny details. my autism diagnosis demands it

[souperkoolkidz]

guys look at the jean page i did in my sketchbook.

I FUCKING ADORE THIS WOMAN YOU GUYS!!!!

[2nd-mushroom-circle]

actually so devastating that they gave the line “they’ll tie the knot next summer” to hester. wtfff

[ewen-montagu-official]

[fatherisproud]

Tag game!!

do this picrew and tell me some facts about you!

i play the drums! and i do have sticks with little doodles on them

i have an elephant stuffie since i was an infant that my parents bought me in dubai

im broke and lazy beyond measure and so i havent replaced my earbuds or screen protecter in forever and my earbuds have gone through the wash twice now

im allergic to the sun hence the perscription sunscreen (fml) <3

if you see this mutual, reblog, even if i forgot to tag you!!

@antigonesghosts @angstelowein @beetlesyourjuice @crazy-may @corpusdiem-seizethedead@danixlo @diabetic-theater-kid @el-otro-telefono @fabled-table @gay-christian-borle @gingerengineer @kaiversustheworld @mythic-raccoon @neptuenery @ohgodthatcandlesmellsbad @puffipetunia @reggietarsleftsock @seizesthegay @sleepybunny6 @trans-ewenmontagu@vaeisstillalivesomehow + open tags!! (reblog idc, have fun!!)

[reggietarsleftsock]

does all of this realistically fit in my bag all at once? i dont know man does a newt fear death?

i always seem to have a random piece of cutlery in my bag (often a spoon but these days it tends to be a fork) with no recollection of how it got there

despite never seeming to actually use my inhaler, it always seems to be running out.

i love carrying books, but oftentimes i do not read them. i either read 3 books in a week or no books for 3 months and there doesnt seem to be rhyme or reason for it! (that time i read catcher in the rye, brideshead revisited and it shouldnt happen to a vet in very quick succession back in december, and i didnt even like catcher but still devoured it! how??)

same with writing poetry, i always carry a notepad in case i want to write one, but usually do not end up doing so.

i hope those were ok facts!

i think i shall tag: @a-little-miffed @evilplasticskeleton @linguinemunch and @no-youre-not-gallivanting (no pressure btw)

[taylenpenrose]

DOES A NEWT FEAR DEATH????

[evilewenmontagu]

58 graphs is not enough!!

[memories]

My body is but a #suffs temple.

[skidfarts]

🖋 🍍 🍎 🖋

Share if you understand ...

[son-of-fengel]

I'd tell you that, since you're off gallivanting, it's only fair that you know that, quite frankly, your roses were the first things to go, but you're not nerdy enough to understand

[ofbeinghonests]

if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity