#johnny nitro

[bronchy]

johnny talking about the one match he’s had against moxley. sort of a touching story to me. what a thing.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[adultswimooc]

London & Kendrick vs. William Regal & Dave Taylor vs. MNM vs. The Hardys - Fatal 4-Way Tag Ladder Match for the WWE Tag Team Titles (Armageddon - 12/17/06)

And two of these teams fought each other two weeks prior, on the same night Hardcore Holly was in the Main Event!

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[kingscape]

[blowflyfag]

WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT/FEDERATION MAGAZINE: May 2008

JERK OF THE MONTH

Each issue we interrogate a Superstar about his alleged crimes against humanity. This month: John Morrison

THE CHARGE

Obscene strutting; behaving like some kind of rock star, but with less mojo than Val Kilmer in the 1991 flick The Doors. 

HIS DEFENSE

“I know it’s hard for people to get beyond my body. People just stare at my chiseled physique, dreaming of what it would feel like to be close to me. But they mustn’t forget–behind my glorious bod lies a dazzling intellect.”

THE CHARGE

Public displays of inanity via a slow-motion entrance that wastes valuable ring time.

HIS DEFENSE 

“My entrance gives pleasure to the losers of the world. I’m the physical manifestation of their dreams. Seeing me on television lets people know that greatness is possible. I'm ecstasy for their eyes.”

THE CHARGE

Egomania, bordering on megalomania.

HIS DEFENSE 

“It’s not an ego thing. I have a flawless anatomy. I’m a reincarnation of the original Shaman, and am skilled in the mystical arts of lovemaking, the Kama Sutra. Anyone who’s bathed in my illustriousness has spent a night in earthly paradise.”

THE CHARGE

Fraudulence; falsely winning the ECW Championship through duplicitous means. 

HIS DEFENSE 

“The bottom line is that the better man wins. I play by the rules of the universe, not those of man. I’m beyond good and evil.  I win by my own discretion.”

BOOK HIM 

EVIDENCE SUGGESTS  THIS ARROGANT NEW AGE FREAK IS INDEED A JERK.

[abs0luteb4stard]

THE SHEIK MASSACRE

"A group of professional wrestlers disrespect wrestling legend The Iron Sheik. Then when lighting strikes, an Iron Sheik action figure becomes alive. The Iron Sheik doll then hunts down the disrespectful new school wrestlers down and makes those jabronis humble!"

[wrestlingmgc]

WWE Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro