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Albert is great at babysitting AND no one actually loses a limb.
BB: *looking at a Walmart store* Wal... mart?
Johnny: It’s a place regular people go. You haven’t heard of it.
Johnny: Wait! If you destroy me, you'll never know where the treasure is buried!
BB: What treasure?
Johnny: Uh... the treasure of Ima Wiener.
BB: I'm a weiner?
Dukey: *bursts out laughing and wiping off his tears* Classic.
Johnny, to one of BB's scientist: How petty can Bling Bling get?
BB's scientist: He once made us edit a Wikipedia article to win an argument he was wrong about.
As your rival, I promise you can tell me anything that makes me feel superior to you. - BB, to Johnny
Ethically, this is probably one of the worst things I've ever done. Financially, however... - Bling Bling, doing something bad
Susan: You're pretty dumb.
BB: Why, thank you!
Susan: Why're you thanking me? I just insulted you.
BB: All I heard was "you're pretty".
Johnny, visiting BB: Ugh, my enemies keep bothering me all week, how do I deal with them?
BB: Kill them.
Johnny: That seems a little extreme.
BB: ...Kill them only a little?