The other anon talking about you being jealous of John's gun made me think about Catullus's Carmen 2. XD
Non aemulor sclopetum.
You do realise that the sparrow of carmen II might be a metaphor for a certain part of male anatomy? Well it could be argued that a gun could also be used as such a metaphor, if that is why it reminds you of the poem. Because as I stated before I am jealous of nothing.














