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[zpazle]

johnwatsonyourmind replied to your post:there needs to be an FKA Twigs Challenge i want...

maybe you should make the first video

i tried it out earlier and was violently reminded by my body that I haven’t done ballet in 3 months

stay safe stay stretchy

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johnwatsonyourmind

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“i complimented a random girl on her outfit today cause she looked SO...”

She was probably just awkward bc you are also very cute and she was overwhelmed

or she felt low key catcalled and i should shoot myself into space

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johnwatsonyourmind replied to your post:I’m not like the other girls, what with their...

i’m not like other girls…………… i’m vladimir putin

#notallcomrades

[pearljawbreakers]

johnwatsonyourmind replied to your post: johnwatsonyourmind replied to your pos...

i think it would work, but not have the same flavor as olive oil! you can use salt and pepper for seasoning and still have a little flavor. (for future reference the roasted olive oil/rosemary thing is also really good for potatoes!!)

hahah i will tell my roommate that he loves potatoes and im the heathen that doesn't -u- except i do like them when they're like... not mashed but like cut up and roasted so i actually might give it a go!

[pearljawbreakers]

johnwatsonyourmind replied to your post: GUYS, I’M MAKING AT STEAK aND I HAVE T...

you can roast carrots with olive oil and rosemary and it’s really delicious!!

would vegetable oil be okay to use?? also we don't have rosemary BUT i like the sound of this!!

[zpazle]

Teen Wolf/Sharknado AU

u know u need it in your life

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cute little hands, which is great for all the cute little hand holding she likes so much

cute little shoulders that I can hug really easily, like wrap her up in my aRMS GOSH (also I think about slinging an arm over her little shoulders and being like, a badass boyfriend all slouched against the wall next to her with my arm around her, halfway between being all protective and showing her off to all who wish they had a girlfriend this adorable)

a cute little neck, which I get to trail my nails up when I play with her hair, and tuck my face into when I hug her, and wow this could get very inappropriate very fast i will stop talking about her necka cute little fACE with this pointy little nose, secretly invisible eyebrows, and this teeny upper lip that's funny to kiss at first but then VERY, VERY NICE

and most of all, the sweetest little voice that's all soft and breathy when she's casual and calm or giving you advice or trying to be quiet on Skype, but then she starts telling you a story and it she gets louder and laughs in the middle of her sentences and gives everyone else in her story either a deep Patrick Star voice or a really high pitched southern belle thing, and they go with all of these ridiculous reaction faces and I JUST WANNA LISTEN TO HER TELL ME DUMB STORIES ALL DAY OKAYY???

In conclusion, when I visit my Shelby in August, I am going to very much savor each and every one of these teeny little things because I only had 2 days to see her in real life the first time, and I'm pretty sure a million days wouldn't be enough to fully learn all the cute little things about Shelby. So I guess I just gotta make every day I have with her count.