#join today

[emporium]

In the short time the Emporium has existed we've gathered up over 15k followers and I couldn't be more excited. Building a community around merch has always been a dream of mine and I can't believe it's happening.

Who wants to join us? This isn't a subscription service nor do you have to buy anything to belong. This is just my way of asking to follow the blog.

Members of the Crab Scouts will receive:

Product Previews

Opportunity to Suggest Products

Discounts

Bad Jokes

Lots of Cute Crabs

Much, Much More

[rainystressed247]

eggpire!dream is achieving to gain more recluts for the egg cult with only his presence

He went silent for a bit, looking deep in thought at the information.

"Hmm, perhaps Bad 's idea of a merch isn't that bad after all."

[electronicsquid]

Be kind to books club - WPA poster by Arlington Gregg

(between 1936 and 1940)

[ababelofviolence]

Have you ever wanted to go through all 5 stages of grief in a couple hours, 5-6 times a week? Have you ever wanted to think no thoughts but also all the thoughts? Have you ever wanted to put concentrated effort into breathing less? Have you ever wanted to do intense cardio that burns too many calories and makes you want to cry?

Consider: distance swimming.

[scary-grace]

sooooo real on the parents meeting cliches LMAOO my parents have known each other since they were ten and grew up on the same street (bonus cliche points for nerd x jock and slowburn!)

ahh I’m glad I’m not the only one with romcom cliche parents! it’s so ridiculous for my moms — they were both jocks in different sports and one of them was pining so hard over the other one that she became the one and only cheerleader for the girls basketball team just to support her.

but growing up on the same street is crazy! It’s wild to imagine knowing someone for literally your entire life that way.

idk if it’s like this for you but listening to mine try to give me advice about my love life is sooo frustrating. it’s like ‘you guys were in a Disney channel movie! I’m in one of those dirtbag loser late twenties comedies! we are not the same!’

[616swanda]

instead of british butler 👆1 million dani moonstar

i like the way you think covey you should be president #coveyforpresident2026 and you know what. i can give you even a better offer. 1.1 million dani moonstar. how about that

[son-of-seamonsters]

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