#jojo brainrot

[taxiitaxii]

jjba part 5 brainrot is back...

Bruno... husband... Fr, I love JoJo so much and I'm delving back into this rot I left a a few years ago.

[itsthedanceofitalywoahwoahwoah]

the reselling avdol plush prices are. scary.

[jojosbizzarewife]

Tends to walk around the apartment/house naked

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Joseph

the kind of guy you need to remind multiple times that you have guests coming that day

Avdol

this man is so smug about it too, he knows you're looking

Hol Horse

will wear only his hat around

Akira Otoishi

the concert (that he started in the shower) is often too important to stop and get dressed

Mista

usually on laundry day - he always waits until he has no clothes left

Melone

shameless - tries to convince everyone else to try it

Formaggio

if anyone comments on his nakedness he just responds "you're welcome"

Hermes

"Sun's out bun's out" kind of girl

Mountain Tim

always looses at strip poker - also always starts the game of strip poker

Diego

whenever it's sunny, he lays in the sunlight to nap (like a lizard or a cat)

Gappy

honestly, I feel like my boy just forgets sometimes

[boog-how]

Yandere Werewolf chase!

[revon-aurora-borealis]

yaknow dio drinks alot of wine but we dont ever get to see the mf drunk

man must have a seriously insane alcohol tolerance

also drunk dio sounds scary and chaotic as hell, id love to witness it, like as in see something abt it the manga i mean

[magesmeatymuses]

"...The medical industry is truly 'fascinating'. Humans have to be the only creatures capable of experiencing 'body dysmorphia' and will shell out to~~~~~ns of money to fix that. Isn't that just so 'interesting'?"

Humming, Toru sits down next to an immobilised figure, idly flicking away on his phone as he continues.

"And I don't mean 'body dysmorphia' in the context of those who are 'transgender'. There are people who look at themselves in the mirror and believe that their bodies are absolutely 'disgusting'. In my profession, there are plenty of people who exhibit symptoms of 'anorexia' and starve themselves to the brink of death because they perceive themselves as 'morbidly obese'."

"...The medical industry makes millions off of preying upon the 'insecurities' of those kinds of people."

He stops flicking about on his phone, settling on a particular song.

"Beauty standards are carefully marketed to sell a particular 'look', and humans find themselves naturally 'gravitating' to conform to those standards. Those who are 'attractive' don't have any need to worry, but you're completely screwed if your BMI is even just a few points higher than normal. 'Liposuction'... 'Fad diets'... Some even turn to 'hard drugs' in misguided attempts to lose weight."

"But... honestly, I don't really care about any of that."

Idly looking down to his patient, Toru blinks. Overflowing a bariatric bed and quaking with every shuddering breath, they look at him helplessly, sweating profusely and wheezing through their oxygen mask. He genuinely couldn't recall who they were... Definitely not Yasuho-chan, that's for sure. Maybe one of the 'muses' on the 'dashboard'. Who can say for certain? He just reaches down and idly traces one of their stretchmarks.

"What I'm doing now is just solely for the sake of 'research'. The 'upper weight limits' of the human body have never been tested. If, hypothetically speaking, the 'Locacaca Fruit' was capable of swapping weights... well, I don't need to tell you how much of a boon that would be for us."

"So... you're going to be staying here for a long time. I'll personally make sure that you get 'the best treatment money can buy'. Until I collect all the data I need... so you'd better get comfortable, okay? It's a good thing, too. There's no way in hell a fat blob like you would have any chance of 'pursuing' me considering the fact that you're completely 'immobile'. See you later."

Ignoring their pleas for help, Toru hums to himself as he leaves and returns to his duties.

"When no one else can understand me... When everything I do is wrong..."

[coffeeaddictedidiot]

I FINALLY decided to begin posting my Jojo fic on AO3. I've been drafting through the story for an entire 2 years now, and thought I might as well start posting the thing online.

So if you're interested, feel free to give Chapter 1 a read (or not, I don't really mind)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[deadmanyoshikage]

sorry for the messy line art 😞