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Could you write an NSFW alphabet for Mista?
MISTA NSFW ALPHABET
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Mista’s not the best… but he tries! Despite being tired, he’ll roll over and grab you a cool towel and help clean you up, but afterwards he’ll just want to hold you before drifting off.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Mista’s a big fan of his arms! They’re strong and toned, and he can lift you up and hold you down pretty easily. As for you, I think he’d love your legs, as he can hold them up or apart as he rams into you, and can press kisses down them and to your core when he goes down on you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Oh he is so down to make a mess with and of you. Mista feels a sense of satisfaction seeing you covered in his cum, and will most certainly be down to clean you with his mouth and letting you taste you both on his tongue.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Mista really really wants to feel what it’d be like to be bound to the bed frame. No touching himself or grabbing you even if he wanted to, just letting you have your way with him. It’s something he doesn’t even know how to ask for though, so for now it’s a dirty fantasy.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
I feel like Mista’s less experienced than he lets on lol. Sure he’s had an occasional hookup every now and then, but his sexual bravado leaves him pretty quickly as soon as you enter the picture. Like most he is a pretty fast learner though, so you don’t have much to teach him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Absolute sucker for doggy, but really just loves taking you from behind. It’s fast and easy and helps you both get your rocks off when you’re pent up!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Oh he’s goofy all right. Yaps the ENTIRE time you do the do about how well you’re taking him and how good you feel, and will crack stupid jokes and act all cheesy. He will tone it down if you want it to be more intimate, but to Mista, laughter is intimate, and so he’ll be trying to get you smile of laugh. If it melts into a moan he’ll bust everywhere too, trust.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
It’s a fucking jungle LMAO. Mista keeps it 100% natural. Carpets match and drapes and you WILL get a mouthful of pubes if you suck him off!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Like I said, seeing you laugh and smile is intimate to him, but he understands if you want to savor the moment in a more serious manner. If this is the case, then Mista’s yapping turns
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Total horndog, so he jacks off pretty regularly. He just can’t help it, you’re too sexy! He’s also a big big fan of mutual masturbation so a lot of the time he’s also doing it with you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Lwk I think Mista would so be into panties/panty sniffing LOL. It feels a little random but I could totally see him accidentally grabbing a pair of yours by accident one time doing laundry and then unlocking a whole new world from there. He’ll try to hide it at first, but when you find out he will absolutely let you go to town on him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Really anywhere in your apartment, but he does have a preference for pressing you to the kitchen counter and taking you there. There’s something so domestic about it that riles him up. However, if you two are in a rush on a mission, he has no qualms taking you against a wall, or bending you over the hood of a car.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Bro Mista could get turned on from seeing like a strip of skin exposed. He will get rock hard just seeing you shift in your seat and having the fabric of your top ride up, and very frequently you’ve both had to excuse yourselves to the restroom during a group meeting (Bruno and Abbacchio are sick of y’all lol).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Never ever bringing the gun into the bedroom. Period. He knows from using it everyday the damage it does, and he loves you, so he does his best to keep his job away from you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I think he has a preference for you giving, but that being said he is crazy good at giving. Will have your legs spread and or folded in ways you didn’t even know were possible as he devours you, and when you see him look up with a slicked chin and a teasing grin you know you’re screwed.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast, but not super fast. He enjoys the heat of the moment, but he also just wants to take the time to worship you and treat you well. You find that for special occasions he can actually be rather slow and sensual!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He loves em’ lol. They’re easy and help relieve tension if you two are on a mission, and you’ve frequented plenty of hotels and ruined the seats of several rental cars because of this.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mista’s down to try most things, and can be pretty risky when it comes to public sex particularly. However, he also views your opinion very highly, and won’t do anything if you have concerns or hesitance. Sex is a fun and happy thing, after all.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Decent stamina, and he can go around 3-4 rounds. His refractory period is a little longer, but he makes it up to you with amazing head.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Mista may or may not tease you with the occasional vibrator, but his likes knowing you’re hot and bothered by his actions mostly. If you like toys however, he is more than game to experiment!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can be quite the tease alright, but he also doesn’t have a super strong resolve, so if you beg him nicely he’ll probably cave in.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Low grunts and moans in your ear baby! He’s not super loud, but he is hella vocal, so expect filthy words and noises in your ear all night lol.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Wonders what it would be like to have a threesome. Could be with anyone (who is an adult) from the Bucci gang, and would only do it if you wanted it too ofc.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
7 inches and he is THICK. Sways to the right just a little and has a deep pinkish-red tip!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Relatively high. I mean, you’re his gorgeous partner after all how could he not want you? Still, respects if there are ever times you’re not in the mood though!
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
• Falls asleep pretty quickly afterwards, and will almost always have you tangled up in his arms. He’s warm and cozy tough, so you don’t mind.
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