#jojostuck

[umbertactually]

Classpected and ready to go

[calicorn]

@ everyone thinking doppios goldblood like sollux

[z-paladin]

Congrats on the new specimen son

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

jojostuck anon back. im gonna skip part 2 cause i have no clue what the pillar men would be. uhhhhhhhh part 3 lesgo

so Jotaro Jostar (changing his surname from kujo for ancestor surname consistency) is shuttering himself in his hive because he's suddenly become possessed by an evil spirit that attacked a bunch of highbloods, which could put a target on his back. out of nowhere though, his fuckin ancestor Joseph and a friend Muhame Avdoll rock up to his hive and drag him out.

while he's still reeling over adults being on-planet they explain that his 'evil spirit' is actually a sort of psionics called a Stand. Joseph says the reason Jotaros just awoke is because his pre-ancestor Jonath's enemy (dare i say kismesis) Eyedio Brando (thanks for the suggestion random person) lopped off Jonath's head, attached it to his own body, went into some weird hibernation for ages, and now is romping around space terrorising people again from his spaceship (the stand in for dios mansion). Oh and also he's calling himself DIO now.

Jotaro's like 'bullshit' and tries to go about his time but gets attacked by some olive named Tenmei Kakyoi who also has a stand. he absolutely claps Kakyoi in a fight and finds out he's being mind controlled through a weird psionic connection to do DIO's bidding- think Vriska style. He manages to use his stand to break the connection and finds an ally in Kakyoi, but upon returning home he finds out his lusus is dying because she somehow also got a stand and lusii can't handle stands.

Avdoll tells them that they have about fifty days to travel through space and kill DIO or Jotaro's lusus will die and he'll get culled. So they steal a spaceship to try to have an easy flight to DIO'S ship- ita obviously not that easy because DIO sent stand user trolls after them and they're ruthless.

Will be back with more

- Love, jojostuck anon

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[whom-the-bell-tolls]

someone help me find a post, i vaugely remember a chart that connected jjba canon to homestuck canon, pls help

i think i remember capcom being an important link, please help me find it

[ask-troll-passione]

long time no see you Fucking Nerds whAt hAve you been up to while i wAs gone
hope you weren’t Following the LAw

[mrsegbert]

ok, the jotafef. Yes????? Good????? But can we all get behind the idea of Troll Jotaro Kuujoh species-swapped w/ his human girlfrien Feferi????

Of course!!! :D

Jotaro is more half-troll, on his mom's side! His horns are hidden under his hat. It's based off an au @darkvioletcloud and I made! :D

The hand-holding pose is from manashiku on deviantart! ^^

[cryss-heart]

introducing-- JoJostuck, except instead of JoJos playing SBURB I take the plot of Homestuck and turn it into Battle Tendency 2: Dollar Store Kars Gaslights Some Kidz™️

As a filthy kinnie ofc first one up is eridan. I still haven't named his Stand, so if anyone has any ocean-y songs feel free to tell me qwq as for his outfit, I decided that well, it is march and JoJo does have a wild fashion sense, so you bitches have to deal with jojostuck!eridan wearing the march outfit 24/7

Stand!Dualscar has two forms, a dormant form [the more colourful one] and an attack form [the cooler one]. the former is casual, chill everyday form and is based off of leafy seadragons, while the latter is the form he takes when using his abilities and is based off of deep sea critters, namely the viperfish and the Pacific blackdragon.

The Stand's ability is to manifest the target(s) deepest, darkest insecurities and fears as hallucinations that get more severe the longer one is exposed to it. Can only be stopped if the User wills it or the target(s) die.