#joke fail

[funnyfiasco]

When pranks go hilariously wrong!

[arthistorycq]

Nerd moment

When someone makes a comment about conquering the south of Spain and you rebut with an Umayyad Caliphate joke and there’s just awkward silence...

[that-quiet-gay-you-dont-know]

I keep remembering a funny joke and I keep reminding myself to tell it, but when the time comes for me to remember, I forget.

[marvelouscreation]

Me: *in the kitchen making a hot drink* Sister: *walks in* What's that? Is that a cuppacino? Me: No. It's a 'cuppa' tea. *grins, winks* Sister: ... Sister: *walks away*

[iwasyourteacher]

whenever i tell a joke in class

[refrigerator-chan]

Me: What's black, white, and read(red) all over?

My brother (who happens to be playing Minecraft at the time): *without looking up* a bloody zebra

Me:

My brother:

Me: That works.

[callme-talky]

"How old is he?"

"3 years older than me."

"Is he hot?"

"Yup"

"Do you like him?"

"I LOVE him."

"So what's the problem?"

"I'm a guy."

[ididntmeanitokay-blog]

Last night I thought off a good joke and it was hilarious to me at 1 am when I was on a caffeine high but in reflection in was awful. “What do giraffes and Jesus have in common? … They both begin with the same letter!,” no. No Catherine they don’t