#joke listing

[shiftythrifting]

it was "used - like new" btw

[facebook-marketplace-official]

[smol-paw]

Nonhuman Job Listing

Currently taking Applications for a Big Creature the size of a large dog (or bigger) for a small cat to curl up and sleep on top of.

Part time

Monday-Friday (weekends as needed)

Morning or Evening shifts

25 treats per hour

Requirements for job

Can sit still for several hours

Can maintain a calm working enviorment

Capable of tolerating tiny needle paws stepping and kneeding

Bi-lingual with Proficiency in Felis communication preferred

Are crepsecular or willing to be crepsecular

Must have an associates degree

Must have 3+ years of work experiance

Benefits

Food and Drink Provided

Access to computer or TV as needed

Permission to squish the toebeans ONCE

401k

Contact Smol-paw if you have further questions

Please include your Name, Size, and Species in your application.

[mbrainspaz]

ah facebook marketplace… never change.

[shiftythrifting]

I’ve never submitted before so I hope this is fitting to your theme. This table was on Facebook marketplace and I had to save it

[shiftythrifting]

[shiftythrifting]

Some very odd shiftylistings on marketplace

[shiftythrifting]

Facebook marketplace