#joke scps

[charlesoberonn]

Joke SCP idea: Man immune to sandwiches. He cannot be harmed by anything that would otherwise be lethal so long as that thing comes in the form of sandwiches.

The deadliest poisons, being crushed to death, being pelted at relativistic speeds. None of it hurts him so long as a sandwich is the delivery method.

The Foundation begin experimenting on the extents of his abilities but then one of the researchers shoots him dead. Their reason?

"The world is not ready for an objective answer to what is a sandwich"

[fantasychica37]

Um guys there’s shark porn art on the SCP wiki now

http://www.scpwiki.com/spc-126-j

[yellow-anonymous]

SCP 3120-J: Professor Jiggly

CONTAINMENT BREACH

[maybeiwasserious]

Star Versus the Forces of Evil + SCP Titles Part 2

[fantasychica37]

Joke SCPs that probably aren’t allowed but should be

-A memetic SCP that is an actual meme by Internet definition, same for an anti-meme

-The Oxford comma

-Half-Life 3 (can never be finished due to anomalous means)

-The following characters, just played straight, all of which would be better joke SCPs than “big egg”: Tem Shop Temmie (with no context of the world of Undertale), who knows how many times you’ve died, Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club (this one would be pretty sad/horrific actually)

-Feel free to reblog with more

[fantasychica37]

IF SCP-033 IS THE MISSING NUMBER SOMEONE WRITE SCP-033-J THE MISSING NUMBER MEANING HOW VALVE CAN’T COUNT TO THREE

[fantasychica37]

Can someone turn your average Rollercoaster Tycoon rollercoaster into an SCP

[hisclockworkservants]

SCP Foundation fanart, SCP-2006-J - Metamorphic Eldritch Entity by Aelanna.