#joker thoughts

[gillionslimestrider]

what if... you had no unlimited games... AND no bacon....

[numberfiveman]

Hello, number 5, sir! I know my appearance in the Muppet Joker community must've been distressing, so I was hoping to explain myself and apologize! You see, I've been part of the Croaker movement for a few months now and have spoken to the frog prince himself a few times. Most of this was done under my old Tumblr, p0kepal, but I have proof if needed. I have apologized to Croaker for my gender at least twice so far and would be happy to do so again if given the chance.

I know a woman like myself being a part of such a starkly anti-female community may seem strange, but there's so much about this movement that I love! The Muppet Transformation Caves, for one, are something I'm truly excited for. A world where we can all live as our true puppet selves is something I would gladly give up my rights for.

Again, I am very sorry for my gender and I promise I will not bother you again if that's what you wish for number 5. I do hope we can live in harmony though, now and after the uprising. :)

*sigh*

I'm already on the outs with some members of the brotherhood after my previous woman hate fulled outbursts, and picking fights within the brotherhood feels unproductive. On top of that, it is nice to find a woman who knows her place.

After considering it further I have decided to accept you, for the time being, as one of us. Just as all the other members are my brothers, you shall be my female brother.

[numberfiveman]

Every time my facial hair starts to grow back out I get thus increasing feeling of panic in my chest as though something is horribly wrong feeling that itchy scratchy disgusting beard on my face that shouldn't be there. Then when I finally give in and shave I'm ashamed of how girly my face is, it's disgusting. Oh well time to talk to my mens rights buddies to cheer me up.

[the-muppet-joker]

you're a terrible writer, flow isn't good and your word choice/descriptions suck. fix it if you want to actually be good at writing and pursue a career as an author

You know NOTHING of writing, you vermin. Rrrrrrrrggg.... *growling* you are unlucky, darling. I do not have Kermit here to calm me down. *eyes begin to glow acid green* when I am through with you, there will need to be several chalk outlines, one for each of your major organs and one for the rest of you. But they will never find your skin. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Don't. Fuck. With. Me.

[the-muppet-joker]

As someone who also has a muppet lover, I feel like you get a lot of flack for no reason :(

Me and my muppet lover (his name is flimsel) have a very happy relationship, but I feel like so many people see it as a joke. I don’t understand why people are so fucked up…

Why do they think it’s wrong?

Do you have any advice for dealing with these hurtful people? I’m very nonconfrontational and I get nervous when they question me and flimsel

Unfortunately, often the only way to get hateful people off your back is to be confrontational. When people treat me and Kermit's relationship as a joke, I let them know I am not someone to be fucked with and show them my full rage. This scares them off generally.

My advice? Tell them you are going "Joker Mode" (or whatever your equivalent is). This way, they know to take you seriously and stop making fun of you.

[the-muppet-joker]

Every day my Joker Rage increases. I am barely able to contain it-- but the dripping muppet hole of my dear lover keeps me from going fully off the deep end... never underestimate the healing power of sexual intercourse with a muppet.

[the-muppet-joker]

I self ship with the joker and I don't feel comfortable with you kinning him

You do not self ship with the Joker. He would never want you in any reality.

[the-muppet-joker]

Unlike my post, I want no association with you

You cannot stop me. I do whatever I like for all of time. I am the Clown Prince of Crime, and you think you can tell me what to do? HA!