#just men things

[cozycryptidcutie]

My husband being like “I watched mlp bcuz of my daughters” meanwhile he bought a princess Luna plushie for himself 🙄😂

[fulakas-aggelos]

We simple goofballs 🤷‍♂️

[numberfiveman]

Every time my facial hair starts to grow back out I get thus increasing feeling of panic in my chest as though something is horribly wrong feeling that itchy scratchy disgusting beard on my face that shouldn't be there. Then when I finally give in and shave I'm ashamed of how girly my face is, it's disgusting. Oh well time to talk to my mens rights buddies to cheer me up.

[papakhan]

Can someone please tell me what Regis' problem is why has he got meat and beer in his pockets

[agrinsosardonic]

I love how my husband insists on holding full conversations with me while I have my headphones on. Proving, once and for all, that men can not resist the urge to talk to women while THEY HAVE HEADPHONES ON. 

[dr-feckless]

Wanna take a poop, but it’s feels pleasant pressing against my prostate. 

[x-h3kk3ning-x]

Just Guy Things...

whenever guys get rejected digitally they reply like, “oh lol ahahaha           hahah aha ahahahah” I know, me not being interested is so funny?

[notmurder]

basically me