#joketh

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Cop: Are those swords? It’s illegal to carry a sword, you know. Me: First of all, these are high-class sticks, not swords.  This is my walking stick and this is my whappin’ stick. Second of all- The cop, arresting me: Yeah sure bud, get in the car.

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POPCORN FOR THE PEOPLE

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U gay !

Absolutely, how could you tell?

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when it’s your turn at the buffet

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Cricket 1, looking at Cricket 2: oh damn she lookin like a snack

Cricket 2: tha-

Grackle: oh damn you right *cronch*

Cricket 1: not what i mEANT