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"They should call the gettaway driver for bank robberies.. a rubber.. cause he protects your ass and keeps you free of dangerous shit. Just like a condom. And if he snaps under pressure, you'll be locked down for 18 years.. maybe even life."

A bank rubber - Eue - Lame joke dujour

Para din sa work before... yong tipong lahat ina-applyan ko kahit wala ako nung required skill/s dahil ang tanging puhunan ko ay lakas ng loob at yong attitude na “just teach me how to do it and i can assure you i will become one of the very best” #fierceattitude #youngandstupid #idealist #joketime (at Quezon City, Philippines) https://www.instagram.com/p/BmCiYpEDTWnCl_XmcLS8nuAv8iWDal_3Is4knE0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=puyebywfog3d

#fierceattitude #youngandstupid #idealist #joketime

Why Men are More Intelligent Than Women?

I just found out why men are more intelligent than women, and why women are louder than men.

At work, I was eating my sandwich when my colleague asked me if I know why men are more intelligent than women, and why women are louder than men. I paused chewing the bitten bread in my mouth to think why it is so. I answered him the universal statement that “men are greater and better than women”. Mind you, I do not believe on this.

Anyway, he told me I was wrong. He first explained to me by starting off with an old quote: “Two Heads are better than one”.

Men are indeed more intelligent because they have TWO HEADS! 😂😂😂😂

Women are louder than men because they have TWO MOUTHS! 🤣😂🤣😂

#men #women #brain #head #mouth #joketime #joke #hahahaha