Would you ever write a Sheith Princess Bride au?
First of all, you’re the only person who sent me one of these and I love you 5ever
My gut reaction was Shiro as Buttercup because they both get kidnapped by evil rulers. Is Humperdinck Sendak? Lotor? Who knows. Everyone wants them a piece of that Shiro. After season 5 I really want to like Lotor even though I’m still scared he’s evil so I’m not sure.
Keith as Westley: Drooling over the gorgeous Shiro and doing everything he can on the farm. Later becoming a badass and the dread pirate Roberts. Busting in to save Shiro with his three quirky accomplices:
Inigo, Fezzik, and Vizzini all need some adjustments (especially Vizzini yikes) buuuut now that Lance has his Altean broadsword, who other trio do we know that’s a dashing swordsman, a huge strong guy that’s actually a sweetheart and besties with the swordsman, and the pint-sized in stature but giant in brains behind the whole operation?
Rugen is Haggar because they both creep me out and do weird experiments on people.
Oh frick- just figured out how Allura comes into play. I’m breaking Inigo into two characters (it’s my AU I can do what I want lmao). I feel like Lance works because of the relationship with Hunk especially, but his backstory just isn’t that tragic. But, extra reason for her to want to kill Haggar is if she killed Alfor. (My name is Allura Altea. You killed my father. Prepare to die.) I’m not sure how Allura joined their band. Maybe Pidge has some intel on Haggar or something? Idk.
Miracle Matt ;)))) they’re both giant memes and something something science hush
I can’t figure out how to weasel Coran in here without making him evil or have 4 lines. :///
In summary: I need to go watch this movie again and also you’re the best <3