#joleksiak

[nuge]

angel

[zettersberg]

Jamie Oleksiak pounding into you in the penalty boxxxxx🤤🤤🤤

Alright so like I’ve been thinking about this and I’m imagining him teaching you how to skate or something just the two of you after a practice. And like you’re not doing that great, but you’re trying, and he’s chirping you a bit for it

“Alright, enough! Two minutes in the box, Oleksiak.”

“What? For what?”

“For being mean. I’m trying my best okay.”

“Are you really?”

“You know what? Make it five for resisting.”

“That’s not fair.”

“You’re not fair.”

“Fine,” he gives in, “But make it at least ten and you have to come with me.”

That sounded fair to you and were thankful everyone had already left. It was definitely more than ten minutes

Thirst Night

[nuge]

[thevezinamonologues-blog]

Hello, I was wondering if you are still doing the scent thing? If you are would you mind doing Jamie Oleksiak. If he’s on a will not write about list I understand. I went to read your do’s and donts but I’m on mobile and I couldn’t find it. Thank you so much and sorry for the long winded and rambling post.

Hey no worries, darling! I’m thrilled to hear from you <3 My list is here and I don’t do most pens players, but he seems like a good egg and I can get behind this so I asked some friends in a GC I’m in for advice and here’s what I’ve got for him :D

flannel sheets, tomato leaf, strawberry rhubarb

[ristoleinen]

I'm TRYING to be mad that oleksiak scored but I can't 🤑🤑

[ristoleinen]

i may be anti penguin but know this, i'm jamie oleksiak's bitch and i have absolutely no shame