#jon headcanon

[flankerclinger0a]

Tim found out about Jon’s crutches before anyone else.

This is how it happened

[the-headcanon-archives]

Everyone calls Jonathan Jon, except for Elias, who calls him John

jon gets incredibly pissed about it too but no one else notices the difference

[cerciscanadensis]

season 5 jon doesn’t blink.

[the-one-the-only-soup-boy]

I found this Jon headcanon floating around my notes app.

I would like to apologize to the all Jon kinnies who also do this *cough cough* @encryptidarchivist

[daily-asagao-headcanons]

Jon owns a roomba, but never uses it because it freaks out Jacques (and PBG, though he constantly denies it)

[the-headcanon-archives]

a good 30% of jons hate for martin early on was stemmed from the fact that martin would leave tea bags in the sink whenever he made tea. you read that right: martin, chronic tea offerer, leaves the bags in the sink. his argument is that if they’re put in the bin while they’re still hot they’ll melt the bag (they won’t) so he leaves them in the sink to cool thinking he’ll remember to put them in the bin later (he won’t)

canon o7 he still does it but jon got used to it

[the-headcanon-archives]

everything is the same expect elias is bald and Jon is balding.

the eye takes your hair

yes yes of course. the worst thing is when hair gets in your eyes, which is why all eye avatars are smooth.

[the-headcanon-archives]

jon wears funky earrings, such as googly eye earrings, worm on a string earrings, and tinsel earrings :3