tree man :3

previously known as kaydenbreachedcontainment i liek trees :D

[cerciscanadensis]

rainbow intro post

hello tumblr! I'm kayden, he/him. World's biggest obscure book nerd, auDHD. (previously known as kaydenbreachedcontainment)

GO FOLLOW MY FRIENDS!!!!!: @butter-huhs @charlesthegreat99 @mikehasfleas @jaydoesrandomstuff @iiinkos @cal1gulasaquar1unn @rainworldobsesseddemon @fynchfire @gay-little-isopod @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @silentsupernova (moots that aren't on this list ily but if i tried to list you all it would take up half the post)

any original thoughts I have live under #kayden moment, pretty much everything else is reblogs

art is under #my art and reposted at @kaydensart

commissions welcome if u think my art is good enough :] i also may take small requests if you send an ask, who knows!

social links:

redbubble

youtube

art sideblog is @kaydensart

ask game for my blog!

fandom yapping etc below cut

current hyperfixations: METRIC, Death Note, shades of magic, Keeper of the Lost Cities

big list of fandoms: METRIC, Death Note, shades of magic, Keeper of the Lost Cities, SEPTIMUS HEAP SEPTIMUS HEAP SEP- *explodes* riordanverse, swimming, music in general, monsters of verity, KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIESSSS, sk8 the infinity, demon slayer, riordanverse,

i like music :D (of the autistic variety: will wood, stray kids, METRIC METRIC METRIC MY BELOVED)

SKZ EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD

I have an absurd amount of rp accounts for my tma ocs, they are @julian-of-the-vast, @floral-demise @cam-eye-intern, @flesh-and-flame, and @kayis-multiversal-shenanigans if u wanna go bother them, im mostly inactive tho

i have 2 somewhat active gimmick blogs: @wasthatamikecrewreference and @accidental-metric-reference

enough yapping from me, enjoy the chaos of my blog :3

[sneckoil]

do you still do tma art?

nope

[cerciscanadensis]

[yoki-loves-stars]

Bro what is season four even about

there is no way

[live-to-let-you-shine]

i love you, trans women,

i love you, trans femmes,

i love you, trans men,

i love you, trans mascs,

i love you, trans neutral people,

i love you, intersex people,

i love you, lesbians,

i love you, gay men,

i love you, bisexuals,

i love you, pansexuals,

i love you, aromantics,

i love you, asexuals,

i love you neopronoun users,

i love you contradictory label users,

i love you women who go by he/him,

i love you men who go by she/her,

i love you people whose identities 'dont fit',

queer people i love you,

i will always stand with you,

there is nothing in this world that can pull me apart from you,

i promise it will get better, i promise we will win,

i promise we won't always have to be afraid,

i promise, if nothing else, that somebody in this world loves you.

you have always been, are, and will always be, my family.

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[cerciscanadensis]

jaroden are a qpr to me

thats it thats the post

[macncheesefucker666]

[oranaro-deactivated20241016]

For the love of God sound ON

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[jingleeljester]

ill do my curent fixation- jjba part 5

sort of-jesus joins mafia to kill scene garbage and stop drugs

@chickenburger99 @bugybrainz @222beetle @draconictoast @gas-station-baby @freakazoid1777 @lobimster @princesspurrgatory @fernpearl45 +whoever

[222beetle]

undertale :3

human falls in weird magic mountain to form relationships with monsters

@ditzybug @confettiwhiskers @v0m1tsp1t +too tired, bring all the deer, all the deer join

[v0m1tsp1t]

part 4 of jojos

its a crazy noisy bizarre town

@sparkym00n @yagaw-opica @vivalamal @mela1738 @mr-prince03

[vivalamal]

honestly i cant barely decide😭 but if i have to choose..

Ever after high!

Disney Descendants if it wouldnt suck & actually get fairytales right 😋

@sssubhuman, @reanicyy, @0dolly-darling0 & everyone else who sees this!🫶🏾

[0dolly-darling0]

Easy :)

SBR

Gay cowboys run around America finding Jesus.

@izzybear59 @biggestqiblifan @obiwankesophie go on!! <3

[izzybear59]

Uhhhh… oh!

Assassination classroom:

High school students tasked with killing yellow tentacle monster teacher!!!

@biggestqiblifan 🥺🥺🥺 please join us my brotoloni!!!!

[biggestqiblifan]

Gay x-files on steroids, following the Anti-Christ and his plus one as everyone they love dies and they seek to unend the world by ending the world.

(The Magnus Archives)

@cherries-of-wrath @sophi-aah @the-eclipse-is-in-me @demigoddumbass @bitchyfestivalbouquet @tired-shipper @inferno-the-skywing @kindred-spirit-93 @thylocalbard @moonelight @mellonfriend @youngjusticerulez @an1d10t @fukurouonthesea @shenanigan42 @amoebaporn @currently-dying-of-boredom @do-not-u-dare @rainbowkessem @purple-dinosaur27 @permetutotheworld @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @rachelsblue-hairbrush and ofc- anyone who wants to!!

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

Trans dude sees dead people talks about slicing open people every other page. Eventually...

@kaitcreates @middlemists-red @skyebird0 @i41y4 @oddpossumcreature @the-grassy-hill

[middlemists-red]

which one is that one lol

Uhhhhhhh ok!

Time travel without consent and a LOT of VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED (like so heavily it may as well be canon) yuri and yaoi.

Reverse: 1999. Obviously. :P

@cosgos @kamskiblue (yes kam you're part of this now, enjoy)

[kamskiblue]

oh hey red lmao

Uhhhhhhh

Disney x final fantasy rated m fanfiction rendered in unreal engine and written by madmen

(Kingdom hearts)

@rainbowviper005 @neatomosqui2 I volunteer yall o7

[neatomosqui2]

Boom shakalaka baby’s first reblog game💥💥

guy gets swag powers and sadness from spider bite, finds out there’s even more people who got swag powers and sadness from spider bites but different ✨

(ITSV/ATSV)

shablammm

@thelongferret @kaeruutv

[kaeruutv]

OUH YEAH RB GAME!!!

6 kids are brutally killed and have singing competition, one lives

(aka RTC)

@the-bug-carnival @thelongferret @homophobiastar @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @corvidbonez @fledgeheart @cl0setc0splayerjellie @transphobiaclown @canis-major-collective @cerubiaid @marleydoesinfactmoo @insanitydog25 @notcookiecrumbs @clearmytrack @theboybehindtheflowerspng @yourlocalavian @ghostie-blu @callofwinter @applesauce1739

[canis-major-collective]

ooooo hell yeah! thanks for the tag lol, hard to pick a favorite, so I'll go with what I was last watching fandom things for

passports. + random bullshit

(HLVRAI)

@average-deltarune-fan @time-travelling-chaos @duolc123125 @remsterden no pressure tags!

[remsterden]

TAG GAME! I’ll do my current Interest

attempt to do trivia with bullshit questions and Some Guys yelling in your ear

(YOU DON’T KNOW JACK!)

@perpetuallyderanged @axinasuit @nova-the-silly @the-goofiest-goober-ever and open tags! :-)))

[the-goofiest-goober-ever]

hehe hoho tag game

british man yells directions at you in an office (the stanley parable)

Uhhh uhh tags,,,, @thesilly-goose @dudemandave115

[dudemandave115]

tag game

Cold, very cold (the long dark)

Tag @spectrexviiii

[spectrexviiii]

Supernatural

Two brothers and the brother’s boyfriend pick a fight with everything

@ovloppy @witchesgetstitches-18 @half-fey-freak-of-nature

[ovloppy]

Aroace junior high teacher is sent to space and meets alien

@rainbowkessem @myfriendscallmeglados @goldenbunny30 @jupiter-mc1 @soggysaucepackets

[rainbowkessem]

um um um um favouriteee uh

idk anything anymore actually

maybe I’ll do my favourite tv show

a handful of (queer) teens make a band and fight evil (gay) deity-type being (who is possessing a diff teens body)

@angelicm00nzdreams @nothing-special-i-guess @heliorescens @oliverquary @rusty-spooooooooon @hopelessplutonium @callmemreep @monochromedevdle @stephanieyumyum + open tags

[oliverquary]

time traveling man runs a radio show in a fantasy desert town and gets a scientist boyfriend.

(Welcome to Nightvale)

@yourlocalavian @communistcatboi @mars2moons @rusty-spooooooooon @jellyfishizhere @ghostie-blu @sunshinefroggers @dawn-but-different @viddles-is-a-nerd @onlypartiallysane @hexesandwyrmwood @starryfoxglove @venuscrashed14 @aussiebeth @monochromedevdle @opal-and-pumpkin @just_craig @real-life-gay-ass @foxeroni @autopilotangel @lunathetunaaa @thunder-dexy @callmemreep @cantspellanexitey @thegroovybears @moon-storm @heliorescens @unablebagel

[mars2moons]

A bunch of mentally unstable twinkified Disney characters

(Twisted Wonderland)

@wynnbellamy @wer0s-n0x @ellie-star @riddle-peakhearts @tabbykai @therollypolly @yourlocalavian @iicor @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @opal-and-pumpkin @owenzitx @p3skybirdd @aussiebeth @alleybloom @s1lly-tr4nsguy @silvertheindignantfox @dawn-but-different @faenar @fandom-portal @ghostie-blu @hcat15 @kitab00m101 @landofw0nder @crystalline-cheeto @callofwinter @caas1 @cjthewriter @cloudvonblue @ver-astroii @boooootomatotomato @no1likemickey @mars-0425 @maimaitheartist @moon-storm @solarstrange

[fandom-portal]

The US airforce + civilian archeoloist and alien warrior travel through space and kill Egyptian/other mythology's gods (Stargate SG1)

@birdbrain-on-tumbler @saint-eebydeeby @landofw0nder @spinach-lord @spindlezero @court-jester-on-the-throne +open tags

[spinach-lord]

Yayy funn :D

Umm Minecraft roleplayers make up tragic stories in a single server and they pretend to hate each other and one guys friend always gets kidnapped and another guys friends always die

(unstable smp)

@birdbrain-on-tumbler @5alm0nn @/anyone else!!! /nf

[5alm0nn]

Oh dear oh dear how do I pick just one thing-

Let's go with my favorite movie since

Crazy inventor and rich candy store tycoon daughter fall in love while the inventor's children get kidnapped by a baron who hates his wife and is obsessed with a flying car. Crazy inventory and rich candy store tycoon daughter soon rescue inventor's kids by helping child revolutionaries in overthrowing the corrupt government.

(Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

@callyyt @th3-bis3xual-rat (you're cool, I've seen you around, wanna be friends :D?)

[th3-bis3xual-rat]

wowzers I got tagged :D

Ummmmm...

Four blob people suffer because of politics and friends dying or getting lost all the time

(Unstable Universe)

@wisdomsgemini (have fun bro hehe)

[wisdomsgemini]

(the urge to put my own fic here LOL)

Fragile "glass girl" gets sent to war school+dragons with a bunch of other horny young adults and has the most eyebrow-raising relationship of all time

@lost-at-534 @spokes-wormhole @rainworldobsesseddemon @goldfrog @frickinpolyphyodont @hermits-that-craft

[rainworldobsesseddemon]

Welcome to your one-way bus trip to Paradise City, 50 years into the zombie apocalypse! *Everything is going to shit.*

(I'd put rainworld but I am literally watching this while typing)

@hermits-that-craft @butter-huhs @lost-at-534 @charlesthegreat99 @deedeebubbles-g-o-i @cerciscanadensis @jaydoesrandomstuff @mossy-paws @spokes-wormhole @lemonpartii @goldfrog @evilenchantresss

[cerciscanadensis]

hmmm lets go with psych

worlds smartest idiots solve crimes while lying to the police

@iiinkos @p3rpetual-moti0n @fynchfire @silentsupernova + anyone else im lazy

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[hylosylphide]

So, about the sexyman polls...

[teresa-of-del]

Jaroden

[carthyanstar]

pinterest // The Runaway King by Jennifer A. Nielsen // Fleurie - Love and War // Sofia Kay - Maxime // JENNIE - twin // @/thebookosaur on twitter // Olivia Rodrigo - get him back! // Le Cid by Pierre Corneille, tr. A.S. Kline // pinterest

[teresa-of-del]

I love royalty x guard/knight dynamics.

[mmelete]

The Tumblr Experience

[dailycatsblog]

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3