#jon:

[swiapples]

okay but i like thinking that martin DID slack off sometimes (as he should!)

[fragcc]

Kon: Jon, it really doesn't matter to me if you like girls or boys or both of them. You see, I'm an ally, you will always be safe with me

Jon: but I thought you were dating Tim?

Kon: yeah I'm also his ally

[duckydemons]

i think about this clip a lot

his heart shattered into many pieces at that moment I know it

[annabelle--cane]

it's not even that I think jon and sasha should have kissed it's that I'm fully convinced they did just as like a bro thing once or twice but it was never mentioned on tape because it wasn't relevant to the plot

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

Honestly i think one of the funniest things about "TMA is a workplace comedy" is that any batshit dialogue is a complete coinflip as to whether it was extrapolated from a scene, or full verbatim what was said in the show. "Gouge out your eyes and run away with me" isn't canon, but "It's remarkably easy to find an axe in central London" is. Look me in the eyes and tell me that the entire "what is that?" "my... uh... my rib....." scene doesn't read like an incorrect quotes account. I love this show.

[gontagokuhara]

my sister is listening to s5 and i just overheard not-sasha get ceaseless watcher’d 😳

[butcharyastark]

i love it when the supernatural thing doesn’t hurt him for a while and then jon gets really bold bc it’s so objectively funny.