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hey leo

holla, man!

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★☏✉, hoe

send me a ★ for a facebook status from my muse to yours

When your mate tries to kill your babies, it is time to either move out or take another approach fixing the problem. @jonathanlandry

send me a ☏ for one voicemail left by my muse on your muse’s phone

[there is a faint murmuring of curse words] do you ever pick up your damn phone? I called you like fifteen fucking times. [distant sounds of shooting and a small pause as he covers the phone to yell something to his team] anyway, so I am going to be back a week later than planned and I have an important mail delivered, can you get it for me? [small pause] For fuck’s shake! You call that running? You wanna know what the fuck I call it? A fucking Victoria’s Secret catwalk show. [sigh] Call me when you get this..I guess.

send me a ✉ for three texts from my muse to yours

[Text] time differences is one thing I will never get used to. and why the fucking fuck can’t I order pizza delivery at 4am? Syria time, it isn’t that late. main reason why I need a proper girlfriend.[Text] my fucking car broke the fuck down and I had to fucking take the fucking bus and this old lady sitting next to me wont stop talking, not even let me get out of my seat to let a dude sit. man she has thanked me for my service about twenty fucking eight times. then proceeded to bluntly flirt with me. wtf.[Text] I legit just showed an old woman a dick pic while showing her Callisto and Zeus. how is your day?

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