all texts bc i never asked =/
Send “✆” for a morning text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] I made some dutch babies for breakfast. Are you jealous? Are you???
Send “✉” for a text that wasn’t sent.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] I don't think this is okay man but do your thing
Send “☎” for a rushed text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] Almost there, keep them warm!!
Send “⁇” for a drunk text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] I dont wanna be a dutch baby anymor ii m canada
Send “✿” for a suggestive text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] I'll shove it in now. Right now. Imagine it. Imagine the pizza baguette making its way into my mouth.
Send “ø” for a late night text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] I can't sleep and am thinking of how this guy from Bob's Burgers reminds me of you everytime I see him
Send “✘” for a hateful text.
[SMS → Dutch Baby] It's not my fault this hair cut makes you look like a girl!!








