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Jongkey World is a facebook twinnie roleplay where you join either as Key or Jonghyun.
This roleplay’s main purpose is to create place where you can meet roleplayers with same interest, which is jongkey, and have a nice roleplaying game with them. Its goal is to connect fans of jongkey and give them opportunity to roleplay their OTP.
If you haven't rped before then you should try it now. Roleplaying is like writting a story with somebody's help, so it's often easier and more fun.
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One Jongkey rp I did with my friend. I have to admit I really enjoy rping Jonghyun when the Key is good, bust most of the time I end up being a bully or a big ass pervert or a rapist lol.
Stranger: Hey~ What are you doing?
You: Looking at your mouth, thinking about how hot it would look wrapped around my cock.
Stranger: *blinks startled* W-What?
You: *blinks too and wakes up from his little reverie* what what?
Stranger: What did you just...say?
You: What did I say? *stares at you*
Stranger: *scratches my neck* Ugh... n-never mind....
You: Okay!
You: So.. what did you do all day?
Stranger: I was shopping with a friend...
You: Who was it?
Stranger: Just a friend, you know...
You: *eyes you* You don't want to tell me who it was so either you are lying or you have a boyfriend.
Stranger: *rolls eyes* No, I'm not telling you just because it's not any of your business~
You: *grins wide* Not my business? So you have a boyfried. Tsch Bummie, I'm your best friend.Come one, tell me. Do you have someone?
Stranger: No, I don't have a boyfriend nor a girlfriend nor anything else!!
You: And do you have sex?
Stranger: What?!
Stranger: With him?
You: *bulges his eyes out* So you DO have a boyfriend?!
Stranger: NO! I told you I don't! Why are you insisting?!
You: But you said you are having sex with him! Like with your boyfriend..
Stranger: *scoffs* Did I actually say "Yes, Jonghyun I'm having sex with Dongwoon."?
You: *grins wide* Haha, so it was Dongwoon and you just told me after all. Not directly, but actually you did.
Stranger: *rolls eyes* I don't have a boyfriend and I don't have sex with him, okay?!!
You: Why not? A pretty boy like you should have a boyfriend.
You: And plenty of sex.
Stranger: Yah!! What's wrong with you?!
You: I'm just saying okay!!
Stranger: *hisses* Well you are wrong!
You: Why? You ass is way too fine to stay unused.
Stranger: You are disgusting, Jonghyun, really!
You: What? Why? I'm just saying!!
You: Can I not tell my friend they got a nice ass?
Stranger: Do I tell you that?! No! So take a note...
You: But i dont have a nice ass that is made for fucking like you do.
Stranger: *rolls eyes* There is really something wrong with your brain...
You: Key.. no. I'm a man and have eyes and a dick and I see and think, also with my dick, and I just see how good your body is okay and I will say it if I think so
Stranger: But I don't want to know what your dick is thinking so please keep it to yourself...
You: And can I show you at least? *reaches for his pants*
You: Since I'm not supposed to say that.
Stranger: Yah! *turns my back at you* I don't want to see your... thing...
You: Oh, Key.. just looking at your juicy ass makes me hard.
Stranger: Aren't you going to shut up?!
You: And what am I doing?
Stranger: You are making me mad, that's what you are doing!
You: Why are you mad? I thought you liked compliments..?
Stranger: *scoffs* Is that supposed to be a compliment?
You: Of course.
You: Saying you got a nice ass is a compliment
Stranger: *rolls eyes* Well thank you very much... for nothing...
You: Key do you finger yourself?
Stranger: Are you fucking kidding me?! *turns at you again*
You: I'm just wondering!
Stranger: Well you'll continue to live wondering....
You: So you do?!
You: *gapes at you*
Stranger: I'm not going to tell you what I'm doing with my intimate life...
You: Damn, Key. That's hot. But haven't you always wondered what does real cock feel like?
Stranger: *hisses* I didn't tell you that I'm doing it! Are you fucking deaf?!!
You: You didn't, but it's obvious. *comes over to you and slaps your ass with a grin*
Stranger: *yelps from surprise* Yah! Aren't you going to stop?!!
You: No, now tell me! Do you think of real cock when you finger yourself
Stranger: No, I don't because I don't do it! Why do you keep asking these questions?!!
You: Because if you wanted to know what real cock feels like inside you I would help you out with that. *smirks*
Stranger: No, thank you very much... I'm not that... desperate
You: I would do it with pleasure. *grins even wider*
Stranger: Like I said... No, thank you... *turns around and walks to my room*
You: Key! Don't run away from me! *hurries after you*
Stranger: I'm not running! And you really should go to a psychiatrist or something...
You: Why?
Stranger: Because you are mentally sick! *slams the door behind me*
You: *opens them and goes after you* Menatlly sick? What do you mean? More like you are.. fucked up. You are so fucking frigid.. even Taemin is more.. outgouing.
You: (brb)
Stranger: Fuck off!! I'm not in a mood for your games right now!
Stranger: (ok~)
You: You are never in mood! You are fucking uptight!
Stranger: And what's your problem?! You are fucking annoying, you know that?
Stranger: What if I had told you that I have a boyfriend? Hmm?
You: *pauses* Then I would wonder why you didn't tell me earlier... and remember how much I hate that you are growing apart from me and I don't even feel like your best friend anymore.
Stranger: *touches the left side of my chest* How deep~ *mocks*
You: *frowns and comes over to you, grabbing your hand and shakes with you* Why didn't you tell me?
You: Why are you like this Kibum? Is this all because of him?
You: Why can't we just be friends like we used to be?
Stranger: *shoves your hand away* You tell me! You are the one who talks things like this all the time! And what the hell do you mean "because of him"?! Are you talking about Dongwoon?!
You: I'm talking about your alleged boyfriend
You: and you know I'm just making fucking jokes!!!
Stranger: Well it's not funny at all for your information!
You: Yeah? I had fun, thank you very much.
You: that you cant take humor is your problem.
Stranger: Oh I can but I don't think that was appropriate!! And I already told you that I don't have a fucking boyfriend!
You: Then why are you like asking "What if I had told you that I have a boyfriend?"
You: doesnt make sense!
Stranger: *rolls eyes* I asked that because I was curious... If I had told you I have.. were you going to continue with your "jokes"*?
You: No, of course not.
You: It's inapropiate.
Stranger: You don't say... Well next time when you decide to do it again... I'll know what to say!
You: Whatever..
Stranger: *mocks you* Whatever... *plops down on my bed, lying on my stomach* Now if everything's clear...
You: *watches your botty, doesnt speak*
Stranger: Do you have anything else to say or you are just going to stand there?
You: No, I'm perfectly content as I am.
Stranger: ... So you are just going to stand there?
You: *hops on bed next to you*
You: nope
Stranger: Yah! *lifts a little* Get up from my bed! *hits you*
You: *reaches his hand out and places it on your butt, looking at you*
Stranger: *shoves your hand away* Are you fucking going to start this again?
You: Just let me touch, ne?
Stranger: You kidding me, right?! I'm not going to let you touch me!
You: Why not?
Stranger: And why do I have to do it?
You: Because I want
Stranger: Well I don't care what you want.. Now get up!
You: WHy cant I touch?
Stranger: Because... I DON'T want, that's why!
Stranger: If you want to touch someone, why don't get a girlfriend?!!
You: Because I dont want fucking girlfriend
Stranger: Then boyfriend.. I don't care... Find someone that would help you with your... frustration
You: Why not you?
Stranger: Because I don't want! What are you still doing in my room anyway?!! Aren't you going to get out!?!!!!
You: I dont want to
You: its comfy
Stranger: Well you are annoying and I want to rest!!
You: Key... why dont we just fuck?
Stranger: What?! NO!! I don't want to fuck you! You are crazy really!
You: Why not?
Stranger: Don't you get it at all?! I. Don't. Want! If you expect me to be your fuck buddy or something... you are wrong!!
You: And if I asked you on date?
Stranger: *rolls eyes* Yeah right...
You: And now I don't mean sex... if I asked you out on date, would you go?
Stranger: So you can get in my pants after that... no thanks....
You: No... So I can hold you and kiss you and go on walks with you and spend time with you as your boyfriend. So I can take you out on dates and cuddle with you and dream about you.
Stranger: Is that your plan...? Really, Jonghyun, do you expect me to believe you, now? *turns my back at you*
You: All what I said just now? Yes. Yes, I would like that very much. To be able to spend time with you as your boyfriend.
You: *tunrs on his said and hugs you from behind, placing soft kiss on your nape* I'm sorry for being a jerk Kibummie. But I really really like you you know.
Stranger: I don't know if can trust you, you know... How to be sure that you are not just going to use me... No thanks...
You: *hugs you closer* I would never use you, Kibummie. You are too precious.
Stranger: As a fuck buddy?!
You: *doesnt answer, just frowns for himself, upset*
Stranger: *smiles bitterly* I guess the silence means "yes" *unwraps your arms from me* Now... I think it would be better if you go
You: *shifts away from you* I mean what I said. I really like you Kibum and I wouldn't lie to you. But you obviously don't want it, so I'll just leave now. Hope you are fucking happy. *leaves*
Stranger: *buries my face in the pillow, and starts crying* Idiot! *clenches my fist, hitting the bed*
This is jongkey rp I had few months ago on omegle. We even picked a special tag at end of the rp, but unfortunately we never met again. I never forgot about the rp, though, because it was one of most memorable ones I ever had.
If the person who rped this reads it by any chance I would be happy if they pmed me :) the tag was kinkyongkey
You: Jjongie, are these yours or these? *shows you completely identical pair of socks* I always confuse thehm, I only know ones are of Minho and others are yours.
Stranger: -lifts head and stares at the sockes in your hands- uhm.. aren't they the same anyway..? -chuckles- gimme those... -reaches for the left pair-
Stranger: *socks
You: *shrugs* well you will find out once you pull them on and they wont fit.
Stranger: -tilts head- aren't minhos and my shoe size about the same..?!
You: No? If I remember right, you didnt like his socks when they got changed once.
You: (brb)
Stranger: -shrugs- I don't really remember.. whatever.. I'll tell you when they're not mine.. -grins-
Stranger: *if
You: (hurr)
You: *nods* I still need to do some laundry so I'll be in bathroom if you need me. *says and leaves*
Stranger: w-wait... -hurries and follows you- what about dinner..? aren't you cooking anything?? i'm hungry..
You: Oh, it's time already? *looks at you taken aback* ,What time is it?
Stranger: -shrugs- i guess it's still early.. but i'm hungry.. -pouts-
You: *smiles* Aw, okay. I'll go make something then. *heads into kitchen*
Stranger: -grins and follows you again- good!! i bet taeminnie is hungry too.. he's always hungry..
You: Haha, that's true. Where is he anyways?
Stranger: -shrugs- I don't really know.. is he still at the practice room??
Stranger: (finished drama watching now XD)
You: and others?
Stranger: -shrugs- how should i know? if they're not in the dorm, you gotta call them..
You: whatever, I'll just heat it up for them when they are home.
Stranger: -nods and leans against the table, watching you cook-
You: *puts his pink aporon on and starts cooking*
Stranger: -grins and eyes your nice back-
You: *feels being watched, so he turns around slowly and looks at you. he gapes when he sees you grinning and starring at him* what... are you doing?
Stranger: oh.. nothing.. -licks lips unintentionally- go on.. don't mind me..
You: *narrows eyes* I'm not sure if I can not mind you.. *mumbles as he turns back to his cooking, secretly smirking for himself*
Stranger: -chuckles lightly but doesnt say anything-
You: So, I guess you really are hungry..
You: *gets one pot off the oven*
Stranger: yesss i am.. -nods vigorously and sits down obediently-
You: Depends in what way..
You: *puts food in his and your bowl and brings them over to table*
You: (so are they together or not?)
You: (i would say not? kk)
Stranger: (okay good^^ i'd have told you to decide anyway XD)
Stranger: -blinks at you innocently- i don't know what you mean.
You: *gives you a look* Sure, you don't. *takes a bit*
You: *bite
Stranger: -starts eating too and eyes you from time to time-
You: *is eating* It's good, isn't it?
Stranger: -grins- as always~
You: *smiles* glad to hear that *shifts his leg and touches your ankle, rubbing it slightly with his foot* Well, I guess others are not coming anytime soon, what do you think? *he cocks head to side as he travels his leg a bit higher from inside of your lef, up to your kne*
You: *leg, knee
Stranger: -looks at you a little surprised as he feels your foot- I don't really know.. maybe they're late because of their schedule.. they should be home soon though.. -clenches teeth but smiles a little forced-
You: *cocks head to side and raises his leg even more, traveling on the inside of our thigh* yeah? you would like them to come soon? *shifts his feet into your crotch*
Stranger: -freezes and tries to close his legs- that's not what i meant.. -hisses and clenches fingers around his chopsticks, trying to calm himself- what.. the hell are you doing..? -finally asks in a light whisper-
You: oh.. nothing.. *imitates what you said earlier* go on.. don't mind me..
You: *massages your penis through the cloth of your pants with his foot*
Stranger: -gasps surprised, trying to cover a light moan by coughing awkwardly- w-what the.. -tries to inch back with his chair- k-kibum.. stop it..
You: you don't really want me to stop, do you?
Stranger: -hesitates but stares at you- y-yes.. i do want you to stop. -mumbles and crosses his legs to get away from the position-
You: *frowns and pulls his leg back quickly, giving you weird look* fine.
Stranger: -sighs relieved and hurriedly finishes his food-
You: I though you would fuck me. *looks down sulkily* I didn't get any for almost week now.
Stranger: -stares at you completely confused and abashed- y-yah.. do that with someone else..!
You: *looks at you and shrugs* I just thought you would.. since you always stare at me like that.
Stranger: -blinks repeatedly and gulps, looking at the tiles of the floor- ..w-who are you with usually..?
You: depends.
You: Sometimes it's friend, sometimes a random person in bar. Doesn't matter as long as they have a dick.
Stranger: ... -frowns a little and looks at you- a.. random person? isn't that.. kinda dangerous?
You: I don't have stf if that's what you worry about. But we can still use condom if it will make you feel better.
You: *std
Stranger: -shakes head immediately- i.. we.. i wasnt going to.. -gulps- d-do that.. with those.. strangers..
You: What?
Stranger: -looks up- what?
You: Are you gonna fuck me or not?
Stranger: -blinks and bites lip- what if.. I said yes..? -gulps and roams gaze along your body-
You: *smirks* Then I would say do it.
Stranger: -hesitates- but.. i'm not used to.. this..
You: *riases brow* To what? Fucking? Fucking your friend? Come one, Jjongie. Everyone just wants to get off.
You: It's just sex.
Stranger: -tears his hair- aisssh. fine. i guess there's no need to cover up. -looks at you- come here..
You: *smiles as chills of ecitement start running through his body and he obeys, coming over to you*
Stranger: -bites lip and smirks a little, pushing back his chair and patting his own legs- com'ere.. -licks his lips-
You: *straddles you and sits in your lap, looking into your eyes* mhm?
Stranger: -travels fingers up your thigh, one hand stroking your back and getting lower with every passing second- well.. show me what u got, baby.. -chuckles and grabs your ass firmly-
You: *gasps and bits his lip when you grab him and then attacks your lips, running his hand in your hair*
Stranger: -responds kiss roughly, sucking and licking your lips, while kneading your ass a little-
You: *puts his other hand on your shoulder for suppor and shifts in your lap, grindin his ass against your crotch as a moan escapes his mouth*
Stranger: -groans and lightly bites your lower lip, bucking his hips upwards at the friction-
You: *kisses you hungrily, traveling his hand down to your pants and undoing them quickly* You want to fuck me, huh? *pulls away and whispers* Tell me you want to bend me over that table and take me.
Stranger: -moans at the tempting words and grins a little, pulling you down to steal another kiss- so.. you really want me to fuck you hard, huh..? you want me to make you moan and scream for more.. right here on the table we just ate from.. -bites the skin on your neck- god.. how much i wanna ravish you now.. i'm gonna fuck you senseless so you don't remember your own name.. -smirks and sucks on your neck hard, leaving a bright red-purplish mark-
You: *moans and throws his head back, exposing his neck to you* Hnn, yes. Real hard and real good. Fuck me like your bitch.
Stranger: -bites and licks your neck numerous times, kneading your ass and slipping his hands unter the hem of your pants- take it off.. everything.... -demands grinning a little-
You: *gasps, eyes open. he smirks a little for himself and stands up, starting to undress while looking at you the whole time*
Stranger: -bites lip and smirks satisfied- yes, baby.. strip for me..
You: *unbuttons his shirt, letting it slipp off on one of his shoulders teasingly, then undoes his pants and slips them off*
You: *he comes back over to you and stands right in front of you, looking at you*
Stranger: -hovers his fingers above your chest and stomach first, slightly smirking and placing kisses, before dropping lower and rubbing your still clothed member-
You: um.. *pushes your away gently* I sort of prefer if you pay attention to other part of my body.
You: *pushes your hand away
Stranger: -lifts brows- oh...? -smirks- that are..?
You: What do you think? *tilts head to side* I can do it myself if you don't want...
Stranger: -licks lips- oh.. lemme see that.. -leans back a little-
You: *raises brow* You want to watch me finger myself?
Stranger: -shrugs innocently- your suggestion!
You: *smirks and pulls down his underwear and then jumps on the table right in front of you and spreads legs, showing you his pink hole* whatever you want baby *smiles and puts three fingers into his mouth, sucking at them and coating them in saliva before he brings his hand down to his crotch. he raises his hips a little and inserts first finger in, sliding it inside himself with a moan*
Stranger: -licks lips and stares at you like hypnotized, watching your finger being sucked and then disappearing in your hole, biting his lip to hold back a groan. he starts rubbing his own crotch, slipping one hand into his pants, still staring at you fingering yourself right in front of him-
You: hnn *moans and throws head back, his penis swelling up a little bit more as he moves the finger in and out of himself, then he inserts second one and starts movng his two fingers*
Stranger: -groans a little frustrated and pulls his hand back, before getting up and stepping closer again, paying attention not to make a sound now as you don't see me with your head thrown back. he smirks and bends forward, getting a better and closer sight of your fingers fucking yourself, before he slowly inches closer with his tongue, licking the pink hole, that is still sucking in your fingers-
You: *gasps when he feels something wet touch his entrance and snaps his head up, looking at you, his fingers slipping out* Oh...
You: damn Jjongie. *sighs in bliss as he feels your tongue running over his wet hole*
Stranger: -grins and licks the already wet hole, pushing your legs even further apart to get better access, dipping his tongue into your hole and moving it as good as possible-
You: *moans and grabs ankles of his legs as they are spread even more and then lets go and slams then into table, gripping on endges of the wooden furniture with his hands* fuck! That's... *pants, trying to catch his breath as enormour pleasure runs through his body*
Stranger: -feels your hole clenching around his tongue and tries to push it even further, before pulling back and giving your hole some last licks- it will get even better, honey.. -smirks and finally drops his pants too, kissing you roughly then-
You: *looks up at you* hmm.. *hums and jams his fingers back in, this time three as he watches your dick* *moans and kisses you back, scissoring himself a bit*
Stranger: -smirks and watches you fingering yourself again for some seconds, licking his lips at the sight of your fingers disappearing in your hole. he bitin his way down your neck and
Stranger: licks the soft skin on your chest, teasing one nipple with his teeth-
You: *groans and shifts up little while watching your dick with hungry eyes. he reaches his hand out and wraps it around your lenght tugging at it as he looks up at you*
Stranger: -moans lightly at the touch and smirks a little- a little impatient, are we..? -grabs your wrists and pins them down onto the table, holding you in place as he bites your neck hard again, before pulling the fingers out of your hole and positioning his dick, still smirking- tell me again what u want me to do, bitch..
You: *whines* omo, gimme that dick.. *opens eyes wide when you pin him down and whimpers as you bite him. he feels his dick growing rock hard from the way you call him* Fuck.. me.
Stranger: -doesnt have to be told twice and rams himself into your small hole in one single thrust, moaning and immediately taking on a fast speed, still biting on your skin a little-
You: *shrieks out and grips onto table as you fuck him, whining at the remaining pain* Ah! *throws head back as you rub against his sweet spot, the table creaking under him strongly*
Stranger: -thrusts into you hard and fast, moaning loudly and holding onto the table too- you like that, little slut..? -smirks and lifts your left leg onto his shoulder, changing the angle a bit and pushing into you again roughly-
You: Hnn, yes. *moans when he feels you get even further inside him* *shrieks as you hit his weets spot* Oh yes, fuck me! Holy shit! Yes, yes, yes!! *is tossing his head from side to side, letting out soft whines as immense pleasure runs through his body in waves with your every thrust*
Stranger: -grins satisfied and aims for your sweet spot with every thrust, ramming himself deeper inside you and holding your hips in place with one arm- you like being fucked like a little bitch, huh.. thrown onto the table with my dick up your ass.. scream my name and tell me how much you want me.. -grins-
You: Hnn yes! Yes, just like that ahhh! *moans and closes his eyes, enjoying your dick sliding in and out his ass* Jonghyun! Jonghyun, Jonghyun!
Stranger: -smirks and thrusts into you hard again, panting and moaning loudly- ..turn around.. -smirks and pulls on your leg to turn you-
You: *blinks and obeys, jumping off the table and turning on his wobbly legs, bending over a little*
Stranger: -pulls back and waits for you to turn around before grabbing your wrists and pushing them down, pounding into your hole again from behind- how do u like that, slut?!
You: ah! *gasps when you slide back inside of him* So good, Jonghyun. You fuck so good. *moans and pushes against you*
Stranger: -thrusts inside you hard and faster again, holding your hips in place and shoving his dick deep inside you, lowering one hand to start rubbing and stroking your dick too-
You: N-no.. *swats your hand away* I'm close anyways. *pants*
Stranger: -looks at you a little confused, but is too distracted to care, so he grabs your hips again, changing the angle again and ramming inside harder-
You: Jjong! *whines* I'm gonna cum.
Stranger: -grins and pants heavily, still pounding inside your ass roughly- then cum for me, baby..
You: Ah, ah! oh my god.. *whimpers before his whole body shakes and his walls start clenching around you as he climaxes with a moan*
Stranger: -groans and squints his eyes as he feels you clenching tight around him, cumming inside of you too and filling you up-
You: ahh *groans as he feels you cum inside him and your dick twitch, still panting*
Stranger: -collapses on top of you, panting breathlessly and feeling my hot cum inside you- holy shit...
You: Jonghyun.. damn. I didn't get fucked so good and thoroughly for a long time.
Stranger: -chuckles still panting- thanks for the compliment.. -groans quietly as he slowly pulls back-
You: *hisses as he feels you slide out of him and turns around, looking in your eyes* Thank you. *wraps arms aorund your neck and kisses you*
Stranger: -grins and wraps his arms around you, responding the kiss still smiling- my pleasure..
You: This was so fucking good. *kisses corner of your mouth* We need to do this more often.
Stranger: -smirks and playfully gropes your ass- yes.. we really need to.
You: *giggles* Don't do that, you will get me turned on again.
Stranger: -grins- oh, so you're turned on that easily...? ..then how about this..? -licks your neck, before biting the skin like before-
You: Hmm. Of course when a sexy man like you does it.
Stranger: -chuckles- nice.. but.. why didn't you want me to touch you...? -lifts brow and slowly strokes down your hips to your dick-
You: *places his hand on yours to stop you* I just.. don't like it. *looks away*
Stranger: -frowns a little and lifts your chin with two fingers- why..?
You: I dunno. I guess I just prefer different ways of sexual stimulation. *smiles at you* Everyone likes something different, hm?
Stranger: -scratches head- uhm.. yeah. okay.. -looks at you still a little confused-
You: Just let it be Jjongie. *kisses you one last time and reaches out for his shirt*
You: *starts dressing himself* we should hurry up. Others might come home soon.
Stranger: -sighs a little uneasy but nods- okay.. -smiles and ruffles your hair a little- fine uhm.. i'm going to shower.. -grins-
You: okay *nods*
You: ill go after you
Stranger: -nods and places a final peck on your lips before leaving for the bathroom-
You: *smiles, then starts cleaning the place* ew.. *says as he wipes his own cum off of the table* could have left some breakfast here for taemin..
Stranger: -showers quickly to get the sweat and cum off his body before getting out of the shower, just covered with a towel-
You: *heads towards bathroom when hes finished and pauses when he sees you* dayum, you are so hot. *kisses you and runs his hand over your abs*
Stranger: -chuckles and responds kiss for some seconds- i know.. -grins and pats your ass-
You: Hm, I think I'm gonna finger myself in the shower to image of you fucking me. *smirks at you and heads towards shower*
Stranger: -coughs quietly- don't tell me that or i'll have to jack off too.. and I just showered..