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i would stick my weewee in you. ((himchans vag))

yes i approve

Dear dana,I lov you. You have a nice face. You make my ochinchin tingle. You should send me noodz. Someday I will frick you. You + me = otp. If I saw you now I’d hug you until u cant breathe and then give u life breathing wtv its called. I want to hav fun with you. I would build a origami house just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be dancing in the rain bc you very sexy babay. We could jump around under the stars. Love, misa (P.S. holy shit im so bored.)

OMG MISA I LOVE YOU THIS IS SO ASDFGHJ ;___; <3 xoxo

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smut for misa

genre: nothin just smut

pairing: shinchan (himchan/shindong)

prompt made by misa, not to be taking literally or srsly ok guys oK

one dey himochinchin was walkin to his chingus house when he got a message on his fon. da message was an artikle about weight loss so he bookmarked it bc he thot it would help his chingu who was a fat ass. he finally arrived at duh chingus house

'hi shindong hyung'

'oh hey' but duh site himochinchin walked in on was not a yeppeo 1, shindong was rollin around on the floor like dog but he was covered in butta.

'hyung why u covered in butta'

'bc apparently it helps you lose weight' he replied whilst rollin, himchan pulled out his fon from his fannypack and got duh message up he had read earlier. da artikle sed dat if you rub watermelon on the body parts u think r fat den it meks the fat go awey. he showed it to his hyung. but shitdong cudnt get up bc his moobs were in duh wey. he was flailin and flailin but still cudnt get up to read duh message, his moobs were flyin arund duh ples. so himochinchin decided to do it 4 him.

he got sum watermelon frum duh fridge and smaked it on shitdongs hed to open it, it cracked open to reveyul a nice water melon.

he den sliced it with a big niyf whilst shindung was still tryin to get up, he got duh slices and rubbed dem on shindungs fat, which is his hole body. himchong decided he hadnt got sum in a wile so he got his dik out bc shindung was duh best he was gunna get tbh. but he culdnt find da hole bc fat. 'hyung where is ur hole'

'my what? help me up'

'ur hole.'

himchan serched for duh hole.

...duh next dey....

himchan was still searchin for duh hole when he finally fownd it,and stuk his diq in, moved it up and down and den went hom.

duh sex was mediocre.

#jongtokki #work of art

h a p p y b i r t h d a y m i s a

MISA! omg you’re 18 and i know i found that really hysterical before but now it’s kinda scary cos you and mar are like growing up so fast and leaving your poor maknae behind ;; I know i don’t say this to you a lot cos we are always fucking around and being cunts to eachother but i seriously fucking love you with all of my heart, you are so important to me you don’t even understand omg.

Do you remember when i said i was scared of you at first? I still don’t know why that is but i am so fucking glad that i became this close to you because we are so alike, like i honestly think i get along with you better than any of my rl friends bc we think exactly the same, we both say whatever the fuck we want whenever we want to. I can’t even imagine ot3 not being in my life, its like something that keeps me going and i know that sounds sad but its true bc i really love you guys and i know this is super cheesy but i never want you guys to leave :(

I can talk to you about anything, whether it be emotional or just to say im going to the bathroom to change my tampon or taec a shit (ngl still laughing at that omfgf) We are pretty much dating, otpmizo is real and we both know it. You are beautiful in every single way ok, it really doesn’t feel like you’re 2 years older than me bc we both act like bratty 10 year olds, ganging up on people and bro fisting when we say something in sync, we are like double trouble and i fucking loVE IT.

I think you were one of the people that got me to act like myself on tumblr, i was really quiet and didn’t voice my opinions and then i met you and bAM i become my extremely witty and charming self (buehEHEHEH) you’re actually one of my best friends and this is not only counting the people online, i genuinely love being in your company and i feel so comfortable around you i can totally be myself and you don’t judge me (well you do actually, you judge me a lot ‘zoe dngmh’)

Also, i’m sorry im such an arse sometimes but then i remember that you’re an arse too and i feel better, maybe thats why i like you so much. You make my online experience even more fun, exciting and memorable bc you’re on it so thankyou for that. And also thankyou for being such a great friend, for being there for me, for cheering me up and for assuring my that my unpopular opinions are at least shared by you. I love you more than i can put in words misa and i hope we stay friends for a long time.

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY, may today bring you loads of joy and also fuck loads of presents, cake and everything yummy. I hope you have a really great day and that you are surrounded by the people you love (me) and yh GET DRUNK DUDE YOU’RE 18.

#jongtokki #ily smsmsms ;___;#happy birthday