He swore the boogey went out of his way to take down people who had the most ridiculously long letters…and he always somehow ended up dealing with the man in the middle of a meal.It had only been a time or two, sure, but it was still a few too many times he’d interrupted the creature’s meal time and had to sit back and wait for him to finish up.
Today was a little different, and he was a little more curious. Floating up closer to the boogey, who seemed to be a little irked at the further interruption, he heard from the spirit not too far off that Suga had told her virgins tasted the best before digging right in. Yikes.
“So is it true?” He ask, as if Suga could hear the spirit in the background–and surely he could not. “That virgins taste the best,” cocking his head, he leaned down closer, taunting the creature with the said closeness.
Why don’t you taste for yourself?
He’d taken this as an open invitation, being the smartass that he was, to float down even further and press his lips to the boogey’s bloodied mouth, the taste of metal and something else enveloping his senses. Just to be an extra ass about it, he’d lightly bitten onto Suga’s lower lip, scraping sharper-than-usual teeth over soft skin, just enough to raise welts. Grinning despite himself, Kai leaned back and floated back up just a few inches, half to make sure he didn’t get a good chomp in return and half because he didn’t want to touch the bloodied floor.
“Mm, I guess it tastes okay. I think you’d taste better without the blood, though.”
Chewing on a toe, the boogey looked up when the shigofumi asked him the question. Swallowing he frowned and tilted his head slightly, obviously not too excited to be interrupted during his meal again by Kai the mailman. “What is true?” he asked after swallowing. Suga wasn’t a beast he didn’t talk with his mouth full.
“iWhy don’t you taste for yourself?” He had answered and offered the other a piece of the woman’s thigh. Instead he had been kissed by the other man which was a mixture of surprising, gross and kind of a turn on. He blinked, taken aback because oddly enough he had never been kissed before while he was eating.
“Okay...” He started and squinted at the other “No need there to bite me, you know, just saying. Now I have to go out and buy a whole lot of lip balm again, next time you want to kiss me buy me dinner, and not this kind. The prepared in a restaurant kind or just come see me when you aren’t at work.” he threw the necklace his victim had been wearing at Kai. “here, for you” it was a pretty golden thing with a ruby in it. some blood but that would be easy to wash off.
“I do, by the way.” Suga said as he decided he had enough and started to stuff the bodyparts into a pillow case. “taste better without the blood.”