Thinking about writing something weird but hopefully cute—Jmart but also Jon/Distortion!Michael/Martin maybe???
(If people want to see it)
Where Distortion!Michael kidnaps Jon from work every 2 weeks for no other purpose then to spend time with him because it actually likes him—and then one time Martin is in the office with Jon when it happens and the Distortion is like :D two is better than one! And this is how Martin finds out that his crush (and boss) is also somehow an anchor for this people-eating-escher long-What and has to come along with them on their ACTUALLY SCHEDULED (its in Jon’s calendar) Kidnapping session that turns out to be mundane and also surprisingly pleasant for all involved. It thus becomes Their thing.
No idea how to tag this or if people want it even so… who knows, I’m just yelling my thoughts into the void
