#jonny blogs

[literally-the-captain]

Jonny I don't like you particularly >:0[

-BMvR

I don't like you either >:p

[alchemicalterror]

tbh when I first saw you I thought you WERE edward

I hadn't see the guy and usually he's a ginger wearing green with question marks

then you were a ginger wearing green with question marks

so there's that

Honestly, that's downright flattering.

But, naw - we got our differences. Sure, we're both redheads, and I've dressed as him for costume parties a couple times, but catch us in a room together and it gets hard to mistake one for the other, have a look. This photo's from when we both tied first in a pub trivia night some years back.

See, I am a good looking man, or at least I like to think I do all right, but Eddie puts himself together on the regular with a kind of attention to detail that I just don't have the wherewithal to upkeep. Guy's got poise and posture and grooming that movie stars oughta be jealous of, whereas I got a more laidback kinda daily routine. Clean, nice-smelling, brushed hair and teeth and all that, but I only get dolled up for dates.

It's something I think is honestly awful admirable about the guy, more fellas oughta take that kinda care about what they look like and how folks see 'em - at least for special occasions - but yeah, nah, Eddie I ain't.

Plus I'm around a half foot taller than he is and significantly less of a desk jockey.

[literally-the-captain]

your boyfriend is turning the oven into a nuke.

- 🥀

I know. And I'm not gonna stop him. He can do whatever he wants. :)

[literally-the-captain]

Hi…

@camelots-peacemaker

Ew. A child. Keep it away from me.

[literally-the-captain]

First mate.

-BMvR

Not a DOCTOR NOR a BARON.

[literally-the-captain]

You’re a shit first mate.

— O’Reilly

No, I'm not. I'm the best captain ever.

[alchemicalterror]

Hey doc did you survive the disease

[alchemicalterror]

Hello Dr. Crane! Have you ever (whether by accident or not) used fear toxin on the other rogues?

Hell, That's brilliant! I can just test ROGUES. I already have all their medical records, I know their pre-existing issues, I got my baselines years ago, that's much more reliable than looking for volunteers all the damn time! How come I ain't ever thought of that? I could save so much time advertising if I just refocused my work on -

...On... Hm.

Sorry 'bout that, folks, Doc Jonny ain't feelin' tip top so I gotta keep an eye on 'im or he's likely to just stay awake. To answer ya question - most've us opted to allow a test under lab conditions an' our terms to sate his curiosity so he don't go eyeballin' nobody lookin' for 'free subjects', but fever's gonna fever anybody, hey?