Stephen Colbert’s Tooning Out The News roasts Martin, and solicits advice for getting him to make deadlines

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Stephen Colbert’s Tooning Out The News roasts Martin, and solicits advice for getting him to make deadlines
Sansa: Alright, Arya; marry, fuck, kill-
Arya: Marry Jon, fuck Gendry, kill everyone else.
Sansa: That's not-
Arya: I said what I said
Jonrya Fam!! Halloween!!
So lately it seems like the jonrya fandom has kind of dried up a bit what with Jonrya Week and Secret Santa and lack of TWOW being in our hands and the bs we have to deal with from the show. So I was thinking we need something to reinvigorate our love for Jonrya... How would everyone feel about doing a Jonrya Halloween/Spooky/Fall Themed Fan-Content Contest or Exchange or something??? You could submit whatever you want be it a fanfic, fan art, a gif/graphics piece, a song list, whatever... and it could be open to romantic or platonic fans of the pairing.
So what do you guys think? Should we do something Halloween themed or not??? Honestly, the winter holidays are so far off and I don't want to wait that long for an influx of new content. Plus, I LOVE HALLOWEEN AND I LOVE JONRYA SO WHY NOT COMBINE THEM!?!?
EDIT: THERE'S AN UPDATED POST WITH MORE DETAILS ABOUT JONRYA HALLOWEEN. IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT LET ME KNOW!
The new Jon & Sansa hug is great and all but where the fuck is the Arya & Jon hug we all really want
Lonely. Lovely. Lethal.
I have a dream and in this dream nobody gives a damn about me shipping cousins!!!!!
Jonrya Reread - JonArya III
Jon ...
I wanna talk about how Jon start to understand the prize he paid to make his “dream” comes true, lose his family to have something to call his
He compares the new recruits to his brother Robb , no one of them was good enough , and yet he face the cold sholder of the master of arms, He won, yet he lose all the same , He miss his brother even Sansa
Later he thought “ He would give anything to be with her now”, HER meaning Arya, who makes him smile , with who he can relate
And of course he face the cruel truth about his mother, but more than that he face his childish dreams ,for a boy of 15 to face what people really thinks about the men who, even if he said to screw himself, he love , respect and value so much “ Lord Eddard was not a man to sleep with whores”
Other thing about jon’s chapter is the Foreshadowing
One thing about Jon’s mother until this moment is so little, however to him is very clear what he dreams about her,“in his dream she was beautiful and highborn, her eyes were kind” this line give us just like one before about Ned that to Jon his mother is someone who his father loved , witch its true, This line, bring me memories about Star Wars, how Luke ask Leia about what she remember about her mother “She was beautiful, and sad so sad” A image on a mother is something no one can erase
Other one is the warning “ they will slit your throat for you one night” they, of course would be her brothers of the watch
As we saw, Jon not only face the cold, cruel true about being a bastard on the eyes of comun people, but to his own eyes
Arya ...
What bothers me so much about the first part is about how Sansa put Arya in some awful dark place for her looks and her personality:
Sansa use the work Splendid to talk about the tournament to separate Arya from what she thinks is beautiful and farystory like , because what she thinks is ladylike is not something she sees on Arya
Its know that Sansa and Arya are different, and yet Sansa is who dont stop to think, try or consider who Arya really is
One more time we saw Arya facing the symbol of authority Septa and Sansa , of what she must be , and yet they, who want her to be a lady, always trying to devalue her
One of Arya’s traits is the guilty and responsability she have whe we talk about the people she love and care about
Her love for Jon is above even to her father who she prefer “She wouldn’t betray Jon, no even to their father”
Even whit all the pain Sansa makes her pass, she would not hate her nor hurt her
Foreshadowing
here is more about the price Ned paid, “ A lie was not witout honor”, is well know that talk about Lyanna brings pain to Ned more than anything , and yet he use it like a conexion between Her and Arya, one of many
it show too , how much Arya wants to be strong and indendant, but her father make her remember what truly lays on her words “Winter is coming... when the snow falls ant the white wind blow , the lone wolf dies but the pack survive”, these word mark Arya , in a way we can barely see but is present on her journey
Then we have the similarities ..
the wold blood: is constand on jon and arya always , but more important is how they both face the image of authority who opress them , to be something they are not but rather are, yes he is a bastard and yet he is not , Arya is a lady and yet she is not , because one single word dont define who they are
wishes: the both wish to be with eachother, but the same line repeat on the both chapters, “Finish sentences with her” “she will finish my sentences as a same mind dreaming the same thing miles and miles away, wishing for the same safe place
I just watched GoT and all I can think of is the Arya & Jon &Gendry reunion
Imagine this:
Arya has been waiting for Jon for days. The winds are getting colder, but she doesn’t get has cold as she used too.She doesn’t feel as much as she used too.
“OPEN THE GATES!” there, that was the sign.
For the longest time she imagined what it would be like to see her family again. After a while she just stopped believing she’d ever see them again. Her mind a single word, vengeance.
But he was there and she did miss him dearly.
She runs to hold him, her eyes closed as they embrace. They understood each other, there was never a need for many words.
“I missed you big brother”
“I missed you too little sister”
Then she opens her eyes. She sees him only a few meters away, he’s taller, leaner, she thinks. Maybe she’s imagining it. But he looks back at her and she knows it is real.
“Gendry?”
Jon looks at her confused.
She gets back on her feet, eyes locked in his, frozen, in shock.
He walks towards her, with that same golden smile, the one she couldn’t picture anymore, the one she thought she would never see again.
It was here. Right in front of her. He reaches a hand to her cheek.
“My lady”