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realising your underwear drawer is the opposite of hollywood because it’s all black

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i love beauty companies where they use blatant innuendos all over their products

“we only want you for your body”

yeah ya do you suave delicious smelling lotion, you. get on my body

#anatomicals is great at this #nars is not bad either #jord stuff #~

*clicks onto someone’s blog*

*instantly sees a butt*

oh it’s a straight male

#this is not shamin in any way for butt appreciation butts are great #i just love how consistent it is #jord stuff #~

WHAT THE HELL IS HAMILTON

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when you’re still nipping commando under a wool jumper and you’re like ‘well, i should move somewhere warmer’

#but then you remember when summer rolls around the bush around you ignites from the heat #so yay #straya #jord stuff #~

talking to me online is a risk cause you’ll either get me when i’m really sarcastic and dry or i’ll be super playful and cheeky and it changes in about 0.006 seconds

#come to think of it im the same irl too #jord stuff #~

I’M SO ANTI-PANTS IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE

#i hate skirts too #it's all bad #jord stuff #~

exfoliated and got waxed and moisturised so now my skin is as smooth as my shitty pickup lines

#i kid #i don't start convos #but i am pretty slick either way. so #jord stuff #~

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