i have only seen one frog all summer but i have eaten three whole watermelons
my son saw a hellbender salamander in the mountains last week. it was near a swimming hole that we have been going to since i was just a kid, their whole lives, and in all that time, we have only seen hellbenders twice before
bought this polaroid at an estate sale yesterday. based on what i could see in her house, she was a graphic designer who worked on product packaging, her nickname was bunny, and she loved her cats. thank you bunny
last summer everybody was talking about the joro spider invasion, but i think something around here figured out how to eat them, because there are a lot fewer of them and the ones i do see are a lot smaller
noticed a latent pet peeve this week and the act of naming it has baader-meinhofed it all over the damn place. stupid apophenia
i went to the store to buy a whole chicken to roast and i came home with a ten pound bag of chicken legs and i have no one to blame but myself
on wednesday, i partially remembered, eventually refound, and finally rewatched this sad-funny-sad german movie, in the aisles (2018), about the night employees at a kind of german costco outside of leipzig. in the mumbleworld, cinematic forklift driving scenes are way more popular than car chases
