#josappis

[incorrectghosts]

Joan: The morning I died, I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that made everything taste far too effervescent.

Sas: I'm constantly googling words you say to find out what they mean.

[incorrectghosts]

Pete: What's your favorite thing about each other?

Sas: She's always going out of her way to be a good person and help others. *turns to Joan* You always want to be the best person you can be. And also, your laugh.

Joan: Aww.

Joan: His butt.

Sas: *caught off guard*

Joan: *shrugs* You do have a glorious bottom.

[incorrectghosts]

Joan: Hang on, I just need a sec.

Sas: Oh, don’t worry. We have a lot of secs.

Everyone:

Sas: *turns red* That’s not what I- I mean… take your time. No rush.

[incorrectghosts]

Joan: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Sas: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Joan: Yes.

Sas: ...Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.