me: okay we should be productive
my brain: write.
me: okay what should we write?
my brain: JUST WRITE.
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me: okay we should be productive
my brain: write.
me: okay what should we write?
my brain: JUST WRITE.
Other people staying up late: watch videos, scroll through tumblr, text with friends, do something creative
Me staying up late: Writes about religion in the pokemon universe for two hours straight
Red and Blue
For the whole post of me turning fan fiction tropes on their heads, I just made the two characters up and named them Red and Blue, because I’m creative like that.
I’m really creative, look at my masterpiece of my two children.
It’s like Van Gogh himself possessed my body.
there's an alternate reality where I am a time lord and so I will now devote my life to thwarting anything that version of me does out of pure jealousy and pettiness
This ship is a f*cking nightmare.
W'onz, commander on the ship: Josh that's it you're in time out. Get on top of the fridge.
Josh, climbing on top of the fridge: thIS SHIP IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
Petyr: Ask me about my superhero team.
Jay: When can we retire?
Rusty: How much are we getting paid?
Aleks: Who are you people?!
Zlark: Human Josh is so badass.
Finn:. . .No he really isn't-
Josh, in the background: Pepsi bottle, Coca Cola glass. *pours the Pepsi into the glass* I don't give a damn.
Zlark: Whoa.
me: i should write something i’m good at just to flex to myself
also me: but i’m only good at writing character deaths which i don’t think i’d be able to flex too