#joy speak

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Made this a while ago. Figured I’d spread the love of Star Wars Little Guys.

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“Since those Mistborn and Stormlight books that Joy’s always telling me to read are getting film adaptations, I’ll just wait for those instead of reading the books!”

You fool. You absolute muffinhead. The announcement of the adaptations will only make me push you HARDER to read the books. You MUST Read The Books Before Watching the Movie/Show. And if you don’t, you will after viewing. Not because I forced you. But because you will be compelled. You will feel it in your bones. And then you will read every single Cosmere book. It is Inevitable. By the announcement merely existing, you are now doomed to read Mistborn and the Stormlight Archive. Don’t fight it. Just start reading.

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Congratulations, Jod Na Nawood. You just may be the first Star Wars character to deny the call of Adoptive Fatherhood to Sassy Kid(s).

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Some New Republic Officer arresting Jod: You are without doubt the WORST pirate I’ve ever heard of.

Jod: But you have heard of me.

New Republic Officer:

Jod:

New Republic Officer: YOU WERE OUTSMARTED BY FOUR 10-YEAR-OLDS

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Cal: I love you and would do anything for you!

Merrin: Eat three square meals a day and get a decent sleep schedule.

Cal: Absolutely not.

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Merrin: Y’know, Kata’s gonna need some clothes. A growing child needs bigger clothes. But where can we get some new clothes that’ll fit her?

Cal:

Merrin:

Cal:

Merrin: Cal. No. Don’t you d—

Cal, already burying Kata in layers of fabric: PONCHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shallan: Okay. Hand me your hairdryer.

Kaladin: What?

Shallan: Yeah? All Alethi guys carry a hairdryer!

Kaladin: Have you actually MET an Alethi man?

Shallan: Adolin? Do you have a hairdryer?

Adolin: Of course, I'm not an animal...

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“Wasn’t that game relevant months ago?”

“IT’S ALWAYS RELEVANT TO ME. NOW SIDDOWN AND LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE TWO.”