May 16, 2025
I’m gonna say it….Jschlatt does NOT have a gun kink
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I’m gonna say it….Jschlatt does NOT have a gun kink
Thinking abt cc! Reader and schlatt who are just now meeting for the first time irl.
You’re not dating but there’s always been sexual tension when yall stream together. And when you see him in person he is wearing those god forsaken shorts that make his ass and thighs look so damn good.
Imganing the little jump he does in surprise when you smack his ass. “What? That wasn’t just all talk over discord was it big guy?” And he’s got a shy little smile on his face. It wasn’t all talk but he’s way more bold online. He’s said a lot of nasty things to you over discord call that he hadn’t expected you’d want to recreate now that you’re here.
“Aww don’t get all shy on me now jay.” And his blush deepens because you had painted a different picture of yourself online as real. Always responding to his messages more submissively. He can’t lie though, he loves it like, a lot.
they don’t love you like i do ~ c!schlatt drabble
➳ wc; 0,5K ➳ tw; toxic behavior, possesive/protective schlatt ➳ summary; sorta fluffy, kinda angsty, protective c!schlatt brainrot. ➳ pronouns; she/her ➳ song reccomendation; love taste- moe shop (art by @/bottledblu on twitter)
“you look beautiful today, my darling” schlatt says while he loosens his tie. when he compliments you like that, it always makes your heart flutter.
you’re glad he’s in a good mood, since you where planning on asking him someting. you finally gather up the courage and sit down on his office desk, while he’s sitting in his chair, going through some paperwork. his office has a beautiful big glass window, through which you can look out over all of l’manberg. you look outside longingly, seeing fundy niki and tubbo run around, along the prime path. you knew it was dangerous for you to go out, being the president’s partner definitely made your head a target for the opposition. but you hadn’t felt the feeling of grass tickling your bare feet, or breathing in the fresh smell that floated from the flower fields, in so long.
“schlatt?” your partner looks up from the stack of papers he’s digging through.
“yes princess?” he says while he takes a sip from the glass of scotch that’s he’s been loosely holding in his off hand.
“do you think,” you hesitate for a second, before seeing his raised eyebrows, and continuing your sentence.
“do you think I could go outside today? just for a second, it’s just, it’s such a beautiful day, and I thought I could just quickly stop by niki’s bakery and-”
he stops you by placing a hand on your waist, you’re still sitting on his desk, but he tugs you closer to him, sitting you down on his lap. you can already tell, from his expression, what his answer is gonna be, and this makes you sad, but the familiar feeling of his warm hands on your waist, melts away some of the sadness.
“princess, you know it’s not safe for you out there, on your own. you never know where technoblade and wilbur might me lurking. they could strike at any minute, taking away what I love most, you.”
his sweet words make you forget some of your sorrow, but you can’t help but try again, maybe he just needs some convincing.
“I know that, it’s just, I haven’t seen my friends in so long, I really miss them.”
something in his expression changes. he let’s his eyes drift off to the window, looking outside and seeing the people who, in his eyes, are threatening to take you away from him.
“those people? they’re nothing, baby. they’re not worth it, they’re not worth risking your life. if they really cared about you they’d understand that it’s too dangerous for you to go out there. they don’t care about you like I do. they don’t love you like I do.”
he sees your saddened expression and lifts one of his hands up to your face, slightly caressing your cheek. you lean into his touch, closing your eyes while soaking up his love for you. he looks at you with the most tender expression. how could he ever let you go? how could he ever risk losing you?
he brings his face closer to you, leaving a kiss as soft and light as a feather on your lips.
“you understand, don’t you baby?”
Tell my cat he’s handsome
if you don't mind some perv roommate schlatt smut? i swear i don't have brainrot.
Also, i love your writing. xx
THE FIRST OUT OF SO MANY😭
NSFW head cannons
Warning: putting cameras without consent and things like that and a lot of sleeping things
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• putting cameras in you room and jerking off to the footage of you masturbating/changing
•you know how girls underwear has that little “pocket” well him stealing your underwear and cumming in there so when you wear it your basically just sitting in his cum
• going in your room and pulling your pants and underwear off so he can touch and tease your pussy
•also taking pics of your cunt when your asleep
• when walking past you “accidentally” rubbing his cock up against you or like groping you
•when you get cold and ask to sleep in his bed he would pull out his cock when your asleep and fuck your thighs
• would find out your password to look through your phone to find your nudes
•offers you his sweaters because he gets off on it
• looks through the key hole of your room to watch you masterbate
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1 down 1000000000 more to go 🤭
SHIT THEY CANT KNOW I WRITE PORN NO ONE TELL THEM
Ok
1.wtf is jschlatt doing w bbno$
2.im going to see bbno$ in Boston next year😌
Schlatt x Bimbo Reader
Headcannons
SMUT 18+
Themes: sex, some public stuff,squirting, fem body
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