#jthm headcanons

[nny-confessions]

nny would enjoy nine inch nails, but hate the fanbase and heavily deny it, even when wearing a subtle nin shirt.

[mizzztery]

Do you mind if you can do Johnny/Nny for the ask?

Curious on people's opinions on him.

OOOOH fun!!! I don't mind at all

Johnny/Nny:

Sexuality Headcanon: Asexual. Nny is a lot like Zim in his hatred of humanity. However Nny is definitely more unhinged. He connected romantically with Devi but before they made any physical contact he went off the deep end. It could be completely unrelated to why he snapped but he always seemed repulsed by sexual acts.

Gender Headcanon: A guy! A crazzzzy guy!

A ship for this character: Even though he screwed up ROYALLY... DEVI! When he literally went through heaven and hell and came back to life she was the first person he called. He KNOWS he screwed up and admitted he still cared for and respected her. I think MAYBE if enough passes and JTHM comes back in some way... That it could work PLUS Nny knows Devi can beat his ass he wouldn't try that shit again.

BROTP: I want to say Squee! But honestly that seemed more deranged adoptive father with good intentions and scared son lmao. I loved their relationship though! Wish Squee ended with Johnny busting him out! However this is just me rambling now. The real Bro is Edgar, Edgar wasn't afraid and Nny didn't even like killing him. They had a cool talk before... Yeah lmaooo.

NOTP: The rapist copycat guy I forgot his name.

A Random Headcanon: Nny came back from the afterlife lost so I like to think that maybe he started over somewhere else. This dude NEEDS to quiet the voices in his head and maybe this is my own self projection but I think he would wonder into an arcade and get hooked on a videogame for hours. (THIS IS THE 90S BTW) He doesn't stop playing for hours and only stops when he doesn't have any more quarters.

The relevance to this is during those hours of gameplay he felt calm and relaxed and happy. He didn't think about the atrocities hes committed or the things that he hates. He got rid of all the cringe in his life for those few hours. So THAT'S THE INSANELY LONG REASON FOR MY HC that Johnny becomes a gamer lmao.

General Opinion Of This Character: Nny started it all... He was the blueprints for my favorite alien. How could I not love him? Was he crazy? Yes but we all are in one way or another. We all FEEL like stabbing people once in a while we just know not to act on it. Nny was fun because you can live revenge fantasies through him, but at the same time find humor in the weird things that he ranted on and on about.

[springwoodswhore-blog]

yeah of course! enjoy! sorry these were short though >~<

Jason Dean

JD has no concern what others think of your relationship, so he’s going to flaunt you as his lover regardless of gender. He’s always beaming with pride over you, and anything you accomplish. 

There’s a decent chance if you two are given grief over your relationship, people might start showing up dead. He doesn’t want to live in a world where you can’t be happy being yourself, so he will simply make it one.

JD is the ultimate switch in and out of the bedroom. He can go from engineering situations and taking charge to basically kneeling at your feet and proclaiming his devotion to you. He’ll follow your every command as long as you do the same for him.

ZiM

ZiM doesn’t have quite the same concept of gender as humans, so he doesn’t see your relationship as anything out of the ordinary, he’s also too oblivious to notice any stares you two might get. Any staring probably has more to do with him screaming at all times anyway

ZiM is also pretty small and on the rare occasion he’s in the mood to cuddle he’s going to want to be the little spoon. He likes to feel you wrapped around him and feel your warmth, he’s cold blooded after all.

He likes to talk about Irkens and himself, so expect a lot of nights of him showing you around the base, and talking about his races history and conquests, or sitting outside while he talks to you about whats outside of your galaxy sometimes pointing at the sky to show you where something is. Since ZiM doesn’t sleep you’re going to have to cut him off when you need to sleep, otherwise he will talk until tomorrow afternoon. 

Light Yagami

Relationships with Light will either go two ways, if you dated him before he became Kira, then you probably have a genuine relationship with him. If you dated him after he became Kira, whether you know of his true nature or not, he’s probably using you to his advantage. 

Quite a few girls are interested in Light, so he’s probably going to go places where he knows those girls hang around with you just to flaunt you. That way they know he’s taken and that they really don’t have a chance. He’ll get a lot of satisfaction from this.

Light is very domineering and it won’t be hard to catch onto, and he’s definitely going to use you without actively telling you his plans. You won’t really have much of a say in this, and even if you’re incredibly smart or emphatic you may not even know it’s going on, even if you know he’s Kira.

Despite this he’s at times rather affectionate, especially if you express that you need attention or if you two are out in public. He’s almost always the top and the lead though, he likes seeing you weak to him.

Johnny C.

Beneath the murderous acts and random outbursts, Johnny is just a normal guy that wants to be happy, and you give him a shred of happiness to cling to. He would do just about anything for you.

Johnny is someone that’s easily spooked though, he’s gone through a lot and if you’re someone that’s obviously stronger and taller than him he might shy away from you if you ever yell or if you also have outbursts.

Johnny will kill for you though, unless you beg him not to, he’s going to go after anyone that causes you problems. He’s very confident in your ability to protect yourself, but he knows you won’t take care of the problem once and for all.

Please take Johnny on trips outside of the city. He loves to be away from the noise, people and lights. It eases his mind and he likes your company.

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sure! i kept the reader gender neutral for these, sorry i couldnt think of more for them though!

Johnny C.

Johnny is going to complain about your smoking every now and then. He won’t take action against it since you’re in his trusted few that he keeps close and doesn’t want that to change, but he doesn’t like it.

He thinks your smoking is a sign that you’re ungrateful for life, and as someone well versed in death he doesn’t like to think that. He doesn’t want you to die slowly and painfully from the inside out because you don’t care enough.

You’re not allowed to smoke in his house under any circumstance. His house may reek of blood and death but he doesn’t want to to smell like cigarettes too. He’ll sit outside with you when you want to smoke though.

Tak

Tak doesn’t really mind that you smoke, she comes from a species that’s greatest pleasure besides conquest is junk food so worldly pleasures are something she understands.

She’ll smoke with you every now and then but it doesn’t really appeal to her, but she finds herself curious sometimes though. She doesn’t cough like most humans the first time, but she doesn’t seem affected by nicotine so it doesn’t have much appeal.

Amber Sweet

Amber couldn’t care less that you smoke. Oh, it can cause lung cancer? GeneCo can get you new ones, she’ll make sure you’ll come out of the surgery debt free. In a world where anything can be replaced with surgery, why stray from any sort of pleasure?

She doesn’t like when you kiss her after you smoke though, and she might get a bad attitude with you if you try to do that too many times in one day. She thinks the taste of it in your mouth is gross, and she expects you to always be in your best condition for her.