Aug 4, 2021
"You are an infant tickling yourself with a razor."
-the most brutal way to call someone a dumbass and Justin McElroy coined it because he was arguing with his brother Travis about mac and cheese
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"You are an infant tickling yourself with a razor."
-the most brutal way to call someone a dumbass and Justin McElroy coined it because he was arguing with his brother Travis about mac and cheese
It feels like I can breathe again.
[ID: a tweet from Justin McElroy reading "I don’t think I was prepared for the relief I would feel knowing that the worst person on Earth will no longer be the most powerful person on Earth."]
Why have I only seen like 5 people talk about how it's these beautiful boys' birthday!!
JUICE VS THE ZODIAC KILLER
I've been listening to Margaritaville for the past half hour and now my internal dialogue is just Justin McElroy laughing at me for every decision I make and telling me to finish my essay
I met Justin McElroy while at an event with my theatre troupe yesterday!
Turns out his mom is on the troupe's board so he goes to a lot of our events.
happy birthday to two out of three of my favorite boys, happy birthday justin and travis mcelroy
i have absolutely no words, this was the greatest night of my life
shmanners was perfect and the boys were so funny and i can't believe i breathed the same air as the mcelroy brothers and i am so so so grateful
i owe so much to these boys
(also travis mentioned commedia dell'arte and i cackled like a vulture)