[covid-69]

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

[butch-king-frankenstein]

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[herpsandbirds]

[catdr3am]

No to anxiety ✩ Yes to epic life

[memecucker]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[thulium]

I’m so vanilla I thought OP was a priest.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Forbidden by God to remove his mark of office at the airport

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[kaminageeha]

"What kept you, Simon?"

"I'm scared. I'm so scared I can't stand it. But! I can't just stand around while you get yourself killed!"

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[snarpreplies]

[kingscrown666]

[undeadentropy]

What a highly specific and devastating word

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[thefugitivesaint]

Caza (Philippe Cazaumayou) & François Bazzoli, ‘Bird of Dust’, “Heavy Metal”, Vol. 01, #8, Nov. 1977 Source

[radicalgraff]

Putting anti-capitalist stickers on ads in NYC

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[wulfhalls]

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

[1gm]

[punkitt-is-here]

me tasting various flavors of gatorade

[gauntletqueen]

me tasting various flavors of la croi

[inber]

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]