#juicedupbitch

[everyonecallsmezed]

// *looks at Nat interacting with the Ned blog* yes this is good//

[aegruswitch-archive]

Oh wait hey super weird question but do you by chance still... like. Make milk? Because-- even weirder-- I might need it. I mean. I've got formula and stuff but like. Just In Case [juicedupbitch]

A snort and a laugh.  “Yes I do.  But I am a savage Aegrian Witch from deep swamps.  Does this bother you?  If not, I will gladly help.”

[everyonecallsmezed]

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juicedupbitch and pandorangunrunner if you guys wanna decide how we're gonna do the three way thread, feel free! I'll be back on a little bit tomorrow afternoon then tomorrow evening after work!

[everyonecallsmezed]

//there's this little girl in my class named Natalie and I stg she's NAT. She's so sassy and KNOWS she's cute and it's just the best thing ever. she follows me around all the time too which is just perfect.//

[everyonecallsmezed]

You don't deserve her. That Siren is so far out of your league it makes me laugh. She needs someone who can fulfill her needs, not some old piece of garbage who can't even keep his own head on straight. Face it, she doesn't love you and never will. So stop hoping; Let her go find someone better than you who can actually take care of her. Ok?

"…oh.."

//shit, anon that was harsh…

juicedupbitch you seein' this?//

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Maeve sighed as she looked at her echo, flicking through things. She let out a little hum before she realized she was getting more and more bored. She hefted herself out of the booth at Moxxi's and waved goodbye to Moxxi before making her way out to the fast travel. She picked over where to go, tapping her foot as she waited. She settled on The Dust. She waved hi to Ellie and got herself a ride before settling out on her drive.

It was a short one before she spotted someone in the distance. She squinted before bringing out a sniper, taking a gander at the other person out in the desert. She hums before starting to head towards the figure, if it was dangerous she had guns on her side, and a way to get away fast.

[everyonecallsmezed]

juicedupbitch

Unsurprisingly enough, Zed had another restless night. He had been cleaning up his clinic from the psycho that attacked June the night before and just hadn't fallen asleep. He felt awful when he remembered that he'd promised to go see Natalie too..he'd definitely have to make it up to her. 

Stepping outside of his clinic to have a cigarette, the old doctor heard the familiar beeping of a fast travel. It was pretty early..who could be coming through at this time of the mor-...wait...

"Nat?" Zed questioned out loud as he saw the Siren's familiar blonde hair. 

[everyonecallsmezed]

I had a weird dream last night..

//so pretty much what I remember of it was zed, natalie, jed and shade were all eating at fucking olive garden on a double date or something? And jed cracked some joke about zed being way too old for natalie so zed got all pissed and told jed that if that was the case then shade was too old for him so they both started yelling at each other across the booth table and it ended up with zed reaching over and grabbing jed by his dreads and yanking him onto the table and jed punched zed in the face and made his nose bleed onto their salad and the two were literally trying to kill each other at olive garden. And natalie was just laughing her ass off while shade just sat there looking really confused...like I said, weird dream.