#gwentater

[dracunettes]

Primos fake tweets part 8

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

[mistylovesprimos]

evil tater x gwennifer

please tell me yall see the vision 🙏🙏🙏

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tater, about Gwennifer: Haven't you ever fallen in love with an unhinged woman?

Lita, Big Nacho, Tabi, Lotlot and Cousin Bud: *all shake their heads*

Tater: Or has every woman you've ever been with been fucking boring?

[dracunettes]

Primos fake tweets part 5

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[dracunettes]

Primos fake tweets part 6

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

[totallycorrectprimos]

Gwennifer is like a pinecone. Spiky on the outside and equally as spiky on the inside. But she sure is neat.

Tater

[totallycorrectprimos]

Tater: I don't want to lie anymore.

Gwennifer: Tater—

Lita: Lie about what?

Tater: *sighs* It's Gwennifer. I've been dating Gwennifer.

Everyone: …

Everyone: GWENNIFER???

Serena: *stands up* Tater's not the only one!

Tere: *gasps* You're dating Gwennifer, too?

Serena: What? No. I…

Serena: *sighs* Lotlot's always been the closest to me out of all of you, but now I love her.

Lotlot: *stands up and hugs Serena*

Alex: Wait a minute…

Alex: *counting on their fingers* Tater and Gwennifer… Serena and Lotlot? You mean…

Alex: I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY RELATIONSHIP WITH LITA A SECRET THIS WHOLE TIME FOR NOTHING???

Lita: Babe…

Tabi: *uncontrollably sobbing* I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!

Tere: Wait, you have a girlfriend?

Tabi: Yeah… she goes to school with us. She's Juliana, Carmela's younger sister who's on the soccer team.

Tater: *throws her hands in the air* Now wait a gosh-darned second!

Everyone:

Tater: Is there anyone else who's going to come out?

Everyone: …

Gordita: *popping up out of nowhere* I don't like anyone!

[totallycorrectprimos]

This is my lovely girlfriend, don't look her in the eyes or she'll attack.

Tater, introducing Gwennifer