#julius caesar posting

[thempyrealexicon]

"wasn't caesar progressive?" I am only going to tell you this once: julius caesar is not real

[suddenlymicah]

whats the quickest way to my heart? uh idk man probably a knife

[thempyrealexicon]

tumblr user on the ides of march: caesar was basically a liberal

second tumblr user on the ides of march: caesar was actually a combination of every morally reprehensible person ever

l.domitius ahenobarbus (cos. 54): I agree with the second guy

the latin loeb on your shelf: i turned pale pink while you were reading this

[thempyrealexicon]

march is upon usss yayyyyy kill him kill him

[thempyrealexicon]

rubicon = rubious consent

[thempyrealexicon]

"i'm not going bald I shave my head for sensory reasons. I just hate the feel of hair there." - caesar

[thempyrealexicon]

in the office absolutely raging. bangs my fist on the desk. can someone light the fucking candle.

holds it up to my face and breathes in deeply, lingering there for a few moments. breathe out loudly. gently place the candle down. turns to my assistant. get the fuck out.

[thempyrealexicon]

FACT CHECK: TRUELIUS CAESAR