#junelink

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Um.

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“-and then Uncle Oliver says, ‘I thought that was just another kind of sushi.’“

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“Yo! Welsh! You have a good jog?”

“Yep! Mornin’ June.”

“Mornin’, bro.”

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“He’s so small. I suppose they have to be, for birthing purposes, but it seems very dangerous. Horses can gallop after they’ve only been born a day! That's a very effective safety measure.”

“Less cute, though. Wait until you see this little guy wobbling around. You wanna hold him?”

“Yes!”

“K. Let’s get him changed, though. He’s clipping through this hat.”

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“Beeaaaaaaan!”

“I’m sorry-”

“’s . . . okay . . . just, help me breathe . . . like we  . . . practiced-”

“Right, yes, breathing. Sims breathe!”

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“I have watched some videos of Sim bonding ceremonies and I know that there is a standard ceremonial speech, but I have also seen Sims make more personal vows . . .”

“You can say whatever you want while you’re putting the ring on, hon. You want me to go first?”

“No, I want - I will begin the wedding.”

“You are kind, and generous, and patient, and beautiful. It is an honor and a joy that you intend to share your love and your life with me. I wish to dedicate at least a tenth of my everyday meditation to think of ways to make you joyful in return. I will learn to prepare your favorite foods! I will attend all of your sport events. I will pollinate you only if we both wish it and I do and I will be filled with love for you.”

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“Did you and the baby have a satisfying nap?”

“Yup. Thanks for keeping us company. I wanted to stay up, but you know the baby’s got me on a strict curfew. It’s kind of a hard-ass.”

“You’re speaking metaphorically.”

“Right.”

“And not describing the baby’s actual physical condition.”

“Yeah, it’s a baby so it’s probably pretty soft. Let’s not talk about the baby’s ass. It was weird of me to bring it up.”