#just bait

[onefleshoneendsugarlips]

Just another Schmuck

[agooberscast]

[I saw boob activity so I'm here now.]

Absolutely understandable, honestly.

If you'd like, you can either wait a turn to have what Taylor's having or just see if she'd like to share~?

[agooberscast]

}!{ Shantae!! (jus' shit-flinging, for now)

(Shantae, eh? Yeah, I think I can manage that~)

https://youtu.be/6EfFcOHPUEk

It’s reeeeeeeally time she stops taking everything Rottytops says at face-value, given how she’s managed to find herself into this mess now!

It all started with an innocent enough question, all things considered, at the time. ‘Ya know how fish sleep with their eyes open? Do you think mermaids do the same?’ She almost would chuckle at the situation she’s found herself in if she weren’t under so much pressure!

Of course, she had to go find out herself so she could tell Rottytops without the poor zombie friend of hers getting soaking wet and possibly getting broken up and washed away in the current! She was doing this for the both of them!

Now, where could she find a mermaid to test this with? Oh, right! She could head to Mermaid Falls! She’s pretty sure that she could find some there! She also remembers that she should be welcome there, after helping free the Mermaid Queen there. She hurries off to get Wrench’s help for him to drop her off there!

After a while of exploring and carefully traversing through the ruins of the canning factory Techno Baron had left behind, she makes her way out through the other side to the pristine waters of Mermaid Falls and the massive lagoon, or was it a bay, that the mermaids live in peacefully.

She’s probably going to have to dive, as deep as it can be to hold a whole Mermaid Queen hidden out here. Good thing she still has some way to do so and be able to breathe, even! She takes a few steps back, spacing herself from the edge of the water, before she begins to dance. Since she’s diving deep, the sea frog might be better for shallower waters. Time for a deep-sea dive, with her own Mermaid form! Hopefully, they’ll still be able to recognize her and she’ll be welcome?

So, little known fact, it turns out that some mermaids do sleep with their eyes open! Though, maybe they’re super sensitive to movement, as it seems like they saw her coming and she is soon greeted with a welcoming committee! Well, more like a scouting party, given the spears. And also that a certain somebody is here to say hi, personally.

And now you know how she got stuck here, underneath a massive snuggling friend’s chest, pinning her effectively in place even as a mermaid. She huffs and puffs, glad that nothing worse happened to her if her friend hadn’t recognized her, but boy. This is very inconvenient in a way of being stuck against her will, though she’d prefer it were a two-way snuggle! She’s trying, it’s just so hard when there’s such a significant size difference between them!

Well, at least this will make an amazing story to tell Rottytops...

[agooberscast]

}!{ Princess Daisy

(Let’s see...? I think I could manage something? Of course, someone I follow already does an awesome Daisy, so props to them for my infatuation with this powerful princess~!)

https://youtu.be/3NCyD3XoJgM

She should’ve known it was a trick when she had been told the announcement of a visitor in Sarasaland that had remained unidentified. She just had to be in the know and meet them personally. She just had to personally try out their wares for herself.

With that, the princess is currently struggling to leave her throne room, given that said wares had suddenly bumped her up into a majorly, over-exaggerated hourglass figure. She did enjoy it at first, let that be known on the record! When her surprise visitor had turned out to be a Magikoopa in disguise, she definitely knew she was in above her head for this. She had planned to chase after them and wallop the intruder, but she got wedged tight in the doorframe as the assailant got to flee unimpeded.

Now a very plumped up Daisy puffs as she is stuck in her own castle, with her charges of Blue Toads doing their best to try and get her free. She snorts with a chuckle at her own hubris, but she also can’t be too mad. Maybe Bowser finally realized how much of a threat she could be, so why not do something more harmless and silly to keep her occupied? Honestly, she’s surprised he’s still such an understanding friend after that slap all those years ago...?

Wait, what’s going on again? She suddenly pops free from the doorframe, flattening her poor Toads ahead of her with her monstrous mammaries, her new booty jiggling in the air as she lies there on her face and chest for the moment. After a bit of shaking the dizzy, Daisy is helped up to her feet again and led to her balcony to be allowed outside for a bit of time after being stuck. The three Toads she squashed are rushed to the infirmary.

The flowery-named princess sits on her balcony wall, much like she usually would, looking out over her kingdom. She pays no heed to the townsfolk at first, before she notices them all staring at her. Oh right. 

She waves and does her best to play it off as she grumbles to herself. This is gonna be a looooooong weekend. Maybe she should invite some of her friends over to help her with this...?

[agooberscast]

}!{ Haruhi Suzumiya, but with like. Boobs that cover her knees.

(Well, then. Here's we go. This one is for you, Just~!)

https://youtu.be/doSMgSXInSE

When you wake up one day only to find your Brigade Chief with melons larger than you are as a person, you sort of forget what you were planning for the rest of the day. Sometimes I wonder if I really am the only normal person here to not point out something so obnoxiously obscene. Is it rude to tell her that her breasts are that massive? Yes, but that's besides the point...

“Hey, Earth-to-Kyon!”, bellows the leader of the SOS Brigade, snapping her cohort from his apparent and rampant inner-monologue. “Why are you staring at me like that?”

Really now, even my wary eyes of disbelief are understandable when you look at the blatantly obvious. She had some HUGE MELONS. A real set of BADONKERS. How in the world can someone wake up with ginormous mountains attached to their chest and NOT address it? Like it always has been, but clearly not until today?

One could chalk it up to the immense feeling of deja-vu throughout the day already, with being called to go to the local pool, a local festival and multiple other activities best enjoyed in a Japanese summer. However, this was something wholly its own, on top of that!

“C’mon, Kyon-kun. Don’t you know it’s rude to stare? If you’re going to, go stare at Mikuru-Chan...”, she rebuts breasitly, any simple movement making her bounce and jiggle shamelessly. “Why don’t you go talk to Koizumi-chan, too? You’re really weirding me out. More so than normal, even.”

‘More so than normal, even.’? Who was she to spout this nonsense when you’re the only one here to seems to be aware of the absurdity of this day, let alone this situation. The previous night’s number still rings through your head. Nagato-san said this was cycle ‘58,008′ of multiple time loops you have all managed to live through again and again and again. An endless summer by Haruhi’s subconscious doing, entirely out of your control. Entirely escaping your grasp of how to even fix something like this, too.

“HEY, MORON. LOOK HERE.”, calls the breasty leader before suddenly hopping in place purposefully. It takes a moment, especially after trying to antagonize one such as Kyon, that her plan backfires and let loose the mounds of hell.

Could you even say anything properly in response to such a wardrobe malfunction? No, probably not without making an absolute ass of yourself. You grumble and quickly offer your thin outer-layer of a shirt to cover her up as she is the one caught with her pants down...errr, with her top up? Is that more accurate? No one can be quite sure with these odd dynamics of this new world Haruhi has thrust you all into.

“How dare you?! Staring at a lady when she’s all vulnerable like this! Shame on you, Kyon-kun! You can just walk home, right now! I wouldn’t even stop you!”

Oh, was that supposed to sting that much? You open your mouth to rebut, but you are pushed out of the room by Haruhi’s monster tits and the door is locked behind you. What...the hell just happened? Well, you know when you aren’t wanted...A cool and brisk walk home is in your near future.

“I can’t believe him...”, mumbles the titular girl quietly to herself. She sort of hoped to really talk to him one-on-one today about something, but now the mood is soured. Oh well.

Boooing~!

[agoobersretreat]

how boobily do you breast

"Ummm, not too much? Definitely not too little, but juuuuuuust right? Mostly others I all know are much more boobular than I usually am!"

"However, lemme just do this really quick. If the person I know is watching this, they'll know it's for them~."

*Pizza Tower Taunt.sfx*

[crazybooksandplantslady]

Finished reborn rich and y’all I’m so in love with both his characters he deserves the world and even though the ending seemed rushed it was happy so I’m okay with it 🥹

[agooberscast]

"Total room's probably enough for 6, titty monster."

"Taylor, hon! Come on, you know that's... mostly exaggerated...~?" She's blushing because that might be not too far off.