hes told it a million times
there i stood, before satan, the absolute horrifying beast. he grabbed me by the nape of my neck, painfully gripping it. he pulled his arm back and i gasped out of sheer rue. he threw me into the air at what felt like lightspeed. i couldn't breathe, i couldn't hear anything beyond the wind in my ears. the feeling of rushing up and up and up, away from the earth... it was bad enough facing it, but when i finally turned my back away from the ground... i took a deep breath as i watched the ground steadily shrink and grow further away. i felt sick as i realized i was going to fall and splatter into a million pieces. i closed my eyes as i tried to embrace the inevitable... but i never heard the wind again. in fact, i couldn't breathe at all. i didn't need to anymore. the earth shrank more and more until it disappeared. i left behind the sun, the planets, the galaxy... i kept going, always waiting to stop somewhere. it's dark now. i'm not sure i'm going anywhere anymore. you know how i got here? there i stood, before satan, the absolute horrifying beast...
