#just found it amusing

[the-macabre-archive]

me, at 17: Holy shit [irl mutual] is engaged??? Aren’t they 20??? That is too young to get married omg

me, at 18:

[bobertbilliams]

Just husband and wife things 😊

This was done by accident but it tickled me nonetheless.

Top: Au Doc Ock Rosie Octavius by @celestial-raposa

Bottom: No Way Home Otto Octavius by @zorgishborg

[iceagebaby]

everyday struggle peeps

clearly on every level except physical im a wolf /j

[favoriteficquotes]

"What’s wrong with the kitchen?” He spun around, facing the Mandalorian, who had followed him into said kitchen only to lean on the counter once more.

“The cabinets wobble, one has a missing door, you blew a fuse, there’s a section of flooring that needs to be replaced.” He replied, one arm propped onto the counter, the other hand on his hip that jutted out slightly. It was hard to call a killing machine like Mando sassy, but it was the only word he could think of in the moment.

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[faust-tia]

when you know the games lore and the party keeps referring to you as "Tia" WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME

[andhewonherheart]

I'm on vacation in Italy and I was watching some videos on YouTube and two ads it showed me beforehand was contraceptives and then a pregnancy test ones. Italians are passionate.

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

I’ve seen a few posts (and gotten some asks) where people say Guildpact when they mean Gatewatch. And I thought it was silly but whatever, you can tell what they mean. But seriously those are four different words. It’s not like it’s Gatepact or Guildwatch or something. I can’t see how you would make that mistake.

And then I just realized I answered an ask and said Guildpact when I meant Gatewatch. What the heck.